New fuzz reviewer in town, FuzzBoxGirl

[hclapp219]

Let me also be the first to go on the record saying that this "FuzzBoxGirl" is total gimmick bullshit.

*in a sexy voice* "Hey boys, it's Andy from Pro... umm, I mean Fuzzboxgirl..."

[MEC]

MiddleEarth,

I can understand the apprehension. And to an extent, yes, it is a bit gimmicky..... but in the overpopulated world of gear demoing, I wanted to do something to stand out a little. I'm just having a little fun with it, that's all.

I was just interviewed for Premier Guitar and he was asking me why I don't show my face.... and I feel it is like when Kiss took off their makeup or when we finally saw the man behind the curtain in the wizard of oz.... letting the idea in your mind be your image is just better. Besides, it isn't about me or if I can shred like Yngwie or Steve Vai or the likes on the guitar, it is about the gear in the end. That's all. I figured I would add a little bit of entertainment into it instead of looking at the same boys trying to show people just how good they are on the guitar.

And no..... I'm not actually a fan of Yngwie

-FBG
http://www.youtube.com/fuzzboxgirl

Exactly my point.
Why would Premier Guitar interview someone who has 900 views on YouTube?
Why would someone with 900 views on YouTube offer a full line of T-Shirts and Coffee mugs bearing their "likeness"?

I don't think it's about the gear at all. I think it's about trying to make yourself "internet famous" for free shit and ad dollars.

[bronzetalon]

Free shit and money is awesome!!!

[MEC]

Free shit any money is awesome!!!

[Officer Bukowski]

I like free shit and money too. And girls

[Fuzzy Fred]

Hey, any girl that plays guitar, likes fuzz, is awesome in my books. And I noticed the Black Keys riff in there missy!

I'm in love

[FuzzBoxGirl]

MiddleEarth,

I can understand the apprehension. And to an extent, yes, it is a bit gimmicky..... but in the overpopulated world of gear demoing, I wanted to do something to stand out a little. I'm just having a little fun with it, that's all.

I was just interviewed for Premier Guitar and he was asking me why I don't show my face.... and I feel it is like when Kiss took off their makeup or when we finally saw the man behind the curtain in the wizard of oz.... letting the idea in your mind be your image is just better. Besides, it isn't about me or if I can shred like Yngwie or Steve Vai or the likes on the guitar, it is about the gear in the end. That's all. I figured I would add a little bit of entertainment into it instead of looking at the same boys trying to show people just how good they are on the guitar.

And no..... I'm not actually a fan of Yngwie

-FBG
http://www.youtube.com/fuzzboxgirl

Exactly my point.
Why would Premier Guitar interview someone who has 900 views on YouTube?
Why would someone with 900 views on YouTube offer a full line of T-Shirts and Coffee mugs bearing their "likeness"?

I don't think it's about the gear at all. I think it's about trying to make yourself "internet famous" for free shit and ad dollars.

Hahaha.... Touche' Guess I should really focus on making videos to submit to Tosh.O or something. Man, you guys are tough over here

[bronzetalon]

It's a tough love

[Holy Schnikes]

Edit by PumpkinPieces: Watch it.

[Derelict78]

WOW now I know why there are no women here. These demos ARE gimmicky but really who cares? If you don't like all the talking FF through it and get to the demos which are all really good.

[Fuzzy Fred]

WOW now I know why there are no women here. These demos ARE gimmicky but really who cares? If you don't like all the talking FF through it and get to the demos which are all really good.

Dude! its like the guys that bitch about Megan Fox's thumbs... get over yourselves

[Holy Schnikes]

WOW now I know why there are no women here. These demos ARE gimmicky but really who cares? If you don't like all the talking FF through it and get to the demos which are all really good.

I think the reason ILF doesn't have girls is

A.) most girls could give a shit about gear
B.) if, by some off chance they actually give a shit, they don't care enough to join a forum to discuss said gear.

It can't be the perverted comments that keep them away, of that much I'm sure.

Regardless, I was just fuckin' with her.

[Gunner Recall]

Sooo how many ILF builders got hit up for free pedals?
I'd do it if I had tits. I do look pretty hot in a sheer nighty (here's looking at you dr.scientist/smallsndbigsnd).

[nieh]

MiddleEarth,

I can understand the apprehension. And to an extent, yes, it is a bit gimmicky..... but in the overpopulated world of gear demoing, I wanted to do something to stand out a little. I'm just having a little fun with it, that's all.

I was just interviewed for Premier Guitar and he was asking me why I don't show my face.... and I feel it is like when Kiss took off their makeup or when we finally saw the man behind the curtain in the wizard of oz.... letting the idea in your mind be your image is just better. Besides, it isn't about me or if I can shred like Yngwie or Steve Vai or the likes on the guitar, it is about the gear in the end. That's all. I figured I would add a little bit of entertainment into it instead of looking at the same boys trying to show people just how good they are on the guitar.

And no..... I'm not actually a fan of Yngwie

-FBG
http://www.youtube.com/fuzzboxgirl

Exactly my point.
Why would Premier Guitar interview someone who has 900 views on YouTube?
Why would someone with 900 views on YouTube offer a full line of T-Shirts and Coffee mugs bearing their "likeness"?

I don't think it's about the gear at all. I think it's about trying to make yourself "internet famous" for free shit and ad dollars.

Fuzzboxes only appeal to a small portion of people. Why would she choose them as a way of getting internet famous? If she really wanted to get internet famous, she would demo dumbles.

[bennybanana]

Fuck guys, cut her some slack...these demos are great - informative and fun. No wanky shredding, various styles of playing, nice intros, not too much talking. The character of the pedals comes through. Keep em coming, fuzzboxgirl. And the gimmicks are great Makes me want a Corona at 10am - cheers!