God am I that predictable that you guys will automatically line up for when I flip things? I need help...
Ok so here's the story. When I was about 18 or 19, I made my youngest brother dress up like a clown. Full blown make up, wig...the whole nine yards. My sister and I then drove him to downtown KC, MO and had him stand in front of a local coffee shop (Westport Cafe) with a sign that read "I'm crying on the inside". I told him that if anyone messed with him to simply say "Have you ever been fucked by a rainbow?" Clowns obviously have rainbow dicks, hence the saying. It's been a constant joke in my family for years now. lol
The best part was we video taped the whole event (my sister has the tape. Going to try to get it from her). Other highlights of the day were: The coffee shop owner coming out and telling us to "quit clowning around" (he was basically kicking us off his property but trying to make a lame joke at the same time. lol). My brother doing a dance off in clown gear with a local pan handler who carries a HUGE boombox on his shoulder and dances in front of the shop. Seriously that fucking guys is there like everyday. He started dancing near my brother, my brother started dancing at him and then snapped his fingers and said "you just got served!" hahahaha. After we got kicked off the property, we went to another coffee shop that just so happens to be run by some up tight local Christians (not that their is anything wrong with Christians). We had him go inside and ask for an application with full clown make up on! They told him they weren't hiring at the time. It was so fucking funny. We ended the day eating at Panera Bread with people staring at us.
Good times. The best part is he was 12 at the time and just didn't give a shit. lol God I love my brother.
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jwar wrote:God am I that predictable that you guys will automatically line up for when I flip things? I need help...
Ok so here's the story. When I was about 18 or 19, I made my youngest brother dress up like a clown. Full blown make up, wig...the whole nine yards. My sister and I then drove him to downtown KC, MO and had him stand in front of a local coffee shop (Westport Cafe) with a sign that read "I'm crying on the inside". I told him that if anyone messed with him to simply say "Have you ever been fucked by a rainbow?" Clowns obviously have rainbow dicks, hence the saying. It's been a constant joke in my family for years now. lol
The best part was we video taped the whole event (my sister has the tape. Going to try to get it from her). Other highlights of the day were: The coffee shop owner coming out and telling us to "quit clowning around" (he was basically kicking us off his property but trying to make a lame joke at the same time. lol). My brother doing a dance off in clown gear with a local pan handler who carries a HUGE boombox on his shoulder and dances in front of the shop. Seriously that fucking guys is there like everyday. He started dancing near my brother, my brother started dancing at him and then snapped his fingers and said "you just got served!" hahahaha. After we got kicked off the property, we went to another coffee shop that just so happens to be run by some up tight local Christians (not that their is anything wrong with Christians). We had him go inside and ask for an application with full clown make up on! They told him they weren't hiring at the time. It was so fucking funny. We ended the day eating at Panera Bread with people staring at us.
Good times. The best part is he was 12 at the time and just didn't give a shit. lol God I love my brother.
great story, life at that age was SO innocent and lighthearted.
And yes - like it's been said in other threads lately, this is ILF, it's more likely to flip the pedals here than to keep them.
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