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The Minarik Inferno is the most scientifically advanced electric guitar ever built. This flagship design features custom tone chamber engineering throughout the entire body even into the flame tongues. Every design feature on this body shape has a purpose. Increased mass on the left side of the body accent low frequencies and reduced mass on the right side increase the voice-like high frequencies. Each individual flame tongue was designed to produce a certain frequency response giving the Minarik Inferno the most balanced and widest tone spectrum unmatched by any other guitar on the market today.

THE INFERNO IS THE ONLY GUITAR CAPABLE OF QUENCHING THE DUMBLE'S SEEMINGLY UNENDING THIRST FOR FRAGILE UPPER HARMONICS
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kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.
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guitars with huge head stocks, it just looks ridiculous imh
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StopReferencing wrote:
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unless it's free.


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Also,

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now THERE'S some do not want for ya.
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I think Parkers are ugly as fuck.
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Something about the headstock makes me want to suffocate babies. :mad:
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Not sure I am expressing this right but parkers play to smoothly (and that is a bad thing)
It's like it's not a guitar, like a toy or something.
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hbombgraphics wrote:Not sure I am expressing this right but parkers play to smoothly (and that is a bad thing)
It's like it's not a guitar, like a toy or something.


I know what you're saying. My friend had one and kept trying to sell me on it being waaaaay better than my "stupid tele", but something about it didn't feel quite right. Maybe the fact that it weighed like 4 ounces felt wrong?
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Yeah....it's the weight but the fretboard just doesn't let you dig in at all, like they sprayed it with pam.
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Yeahhhh that was one of the other selling points I wasn't too fond of either. It's so slick you can't even play it! :thumb:
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Any Cornish pedal...

I don't care how good they sound, I'd never spend that much on a simple fuzz/drive pedal that's so damn ugly

Maybe some day... :lol:
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Bassus Sanguinis wrote:Action too high > set for br00tlz drop tuning like CGCFAE or sometimes even lower. That was one of the traits I actually chose my latest instrument for. :idk:


Exactly, my "Tele-Star" is set for the brootls because it's impossible to fret anything in standard tuning due to the ridiculously high action. That or SLIDE BROOTLS :!!!:
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EXACTLY
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You see 'do not want', I see two good pickups and six tuners. :lol:
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now THERE'S some do not want for ya.


Dingwalls :facepalm:

Why did they ever have to exist...
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