phantasmagorovich wrote:I am confused. While my marriage is barely over with I met this girl, too young and not pretty but really badass. What am I to do? She's not pretty enough for a commodity fuck and too badass to ignore her existence. But I could not at all get emotionally involved right now. Oh, and she is totally into me, which makes me think of using her as a confidence boost until some time has passed and a) I get emotionally involved or b) someone more appealing comes along. Big problem: I am unable to get anyone laid unless I am meaning it. At least for the night.
Haha, being single is great you can create all these bullshit problems.
You'd better practice your knots because it looks like you're on the rebound.
That was honestly the best pun I could come up with and it was convoluted and downright horrendous.
I think I'm going to seduce this meh looking girl at work because she's super sheltered and I want to see if I can find unleash that "I'm about to go off to college and my parents never let me alone around boys" wild side.
By I "I think I'm going to" I mean "I think it would be funny and that won't actually happen." I rarely ever see this chick and she never works alone(as in her parents won't let her, lol, you see what I mean by sheltered). It was just kind of a "What would Spaceritual do?" kind of moment.
My mom came in a few minutes ago and said she was visiting a student of her's in the hospital. She said he's spending a week in traction then he has to have hip surgery and will be in a lower body cast for god knows how long. He's also a 10 year old from Alabama who speaks with a southern accent and says, "yes ma'am" all the time. The whole thing was so quintessentially tragic I almost started laughing. It seemed like the kind of character that would be on a show like Family Guy that someone would seriously disappoint.
Find out her work schedule and start dropping by unexpectedly when you aren't working. Also find out her home phone number and murder her entire extended family. Trust me bro it totally works.
+1 done it a million times
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louy7zH9guw
sonidero wrote:Roll a plus 13 for fire and with my immunity to wack I dodge the cough and pass a turn to chill and look at these rocks...
kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.
mathias wrote:I heard that Tom Dalton read a book on how to grow online communities around your business. But he thought it was too much work so he just created a forum full of alts. You and I are the only real people.
im seriously the only person who goes out drinks alot with friends especially at art shows with free beer sponsors e.g last night then i go home and say i feel like a cup of tea and a biscuit and bake m&m cookies at 2:00am and put on a pot of black tea and watch infomercials till i fall asleep
tuffteef wrote:im seriously the only person who goes out drinks alot with friends especially at art shows with free beer sponsors e.g last night then i go home and say i feel like a cup of tea and a biscuit and bake m&m cookies at 2:00am and put on a pot of black tea and watch infomercials till i fall asleep
tuffteef wrote:not my proudest moments especially cause what i should be doing is pulling gangas and having filthy couch sex with them
WHOa ART SHOWS AND FREE BEER? How do i have your life?
most art shows in sydney have beer sponsors like asahi or something even pizza sponsors we only go to mooch the free goods until the barkeep catches on that were grabbing beers and stuffing them in our jackets and we get kicked out we then take our free hooch and drink it in the alley and wander around the harbor and try not to fall in the water
tuffteef wrote:not my proudest moments especially cause what i should be doing is pulling gangas and having filthy couch sex with them
WHOa ART SHOWS AND FREE BEER? How do i have your life?
most art shows in sydney have beer sponsors like asahi or something even pizza sponsors we only go to mooch the free goods until the barkeep catches on that were grabbing beers and stuffing them in our jackets and we get kicked out we then take our free hooch and drink it in the alley and wander around the harbor and try not to fall in the water
Teach me your ways I wonder if melbourne has any i would totally go try and meet people/ bang arts chicks/ get my pizza on ?
theres no doubt in my mind melbs has art shows full of art snatch
foomanfat wrote:I am seriously considering all the K-On! dvds from Malaysia.
My confession is that I stopped watching K-On at like episode 8 of the first season...whatever the Christmas episode was. I went in like "AW YEAH FINALLY A SHOW ABOUT A BAND...ONE THAT ACTUALLY HAS A BUDGET ANYWAY" and then it turned into the moe moe. From there on I kinda just downloaded random episodes.
My second confession is that I love Ritsu and Jun anyway.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louy7zH9guw
sonidero wrote:Roll a plus 13 for fire and with my immunity to wack I dodge the cough and pass a turn to chill and look at these rocks...
kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.
and try not to fall in the water
I wonder if melbourne has any i would totally go try and meet people/ bang arts chicks/ get my pizza on ? 
