The Confessions Thread

[snipelfritz]

Liking Katy Perry is unnacceptable. Black Eyed Peas or even Usher might be ok, but Katy Perry...no

So the whole bar thing went ok. I went there, pretended I was texting someone, then actually started texting someone(he/she isn't 21), I drank four beers, smoked cigarettes, some guy and I made random jokes about getting your kidney stolen until some fat chick in her thirties asked me how old I was and then we talked about how dumb friends are and I left.

I've been really addicted to frozen foodstuffs lately. Why does foodstuffs appear as a word in spellcheck when even spellcheck doesn't.

[snipelfritz]

This whole going and drinking alone at the local pub to pick up middle aged women with gigantic problems seems appealing.

Yeah, the fat 30's chick was beyond nasty, but if she were remotely doable, I would've stuck around for a little while longer.

I totally want to pork some skinny middle-aged bitch without too many wrinkles some time while I'm still in my early 20's especially since I'm only 21 but I look like I could be 15/16.

[tuffteef]

This whole going and drinking alone at the local pub to pick up middle aged women with gigantic problems seems appealing.

you pretty much just said im so horny id fuck anything right now

[Officer Bukowski]

I've been totally trippin balls on lack of sleep and some drugs lately.

My brain literally feels like 50% functional.. Yet I'm still smarter and better looking than everyone else I see O_O When I'm driving everything seems so bright and scary.

I'm probly gonna sleep for like 10 hours tonight.

[snipelfritz]

I've been totally trippin balls on lack of sleep and some drugs lately.

My brain literally feels like 50% functional.. Yet I'm still smarter and better looking than everyone else I see O_O When I'm driving everything seems so bright and scary.

I'm probly gonna sleep for like 10 hours tonight.

I know how that is. I really do.

[jfrey]

This whole going and drinking alone at the local pub to pick up middle aged women with gigantic problems seems appealing.

you pretty much just said im so horny id fuck anything right now

Nah bro well yes and no but maybe i'm just into dilapidated pussy?

Just make sure you get the car fax.

[tuffteef]

This whole going and drinking alone at the local pub to pick up middle aged women with gigantic problems seems appealing.

you pretty much just said im so horny id fuck anything right now

Nah bro well yes and no but maybe i'm just into dilapidated pussy?

that image

saggy worn out hamburger baked lasagne flaps

[TroySanders]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIc82Dax-k0[/youtube]

[theavondon]

I want a bayonet for my dick so badly

[unownunown]

when i downloaded a fan-made compilation of tracks das racist collaborated on/rares/etc i was/am sort of (extremely) salty i only had like half of them. i need to step my game up.

and i'm also real mad about how they're organized.

(and i swear i get fucking first post on new pages way too much)

[jfrey]

when i downloaded a fan-made compilation of tracks das racist collaborated on/rares/etc i was/am sort of (extremely) salty i only had like half of them. i need to step my game up.

and i'm also real mad about how they're organized.

(and i swear i get fucking first post on new pages way too much)

Better than getting the last post on a page. Then you just get passed over.

[bigchiefbc]

when i downloaded a fan-made compilation of tracks das racist collaborated on/rares/etc i was/am sort of (extremely) salty i only had like half of them. i need to step my game up.

and i'm also real mad about how they're organized.

(and i swear i get fucking first post on new pages way too much)

Better than getting the last post on a page. Then you just get passed over.

I confess that when I'm about to reply to a thread, I always check first to see if I'm going to be the last post on the page, and if I am, I don't post until someone else does.

[snipelfritz]

I want a bayonet for my dick so badly

been watching Seven again?

I'm starting to have homicidal thought directed towards Richard Kessler.

[phantasmagorovich]

I am confused. While my marriage is barely over with I met this girl, too young and not pretty but really badass. What am I to do? She's not pretty enough for a commodity fuck and too badass to ignore her existence. But I could not at all get emotionally involved right now. Oh, and she is totally into me, which makes me think of using her as a confidence boost until some time has passed and a) I get emotionally involved or b) someone more appealing comes along. Big problem: I am unable to get anyone laid unless I am meaning it. At least for the night.

Haha, being single is great you can create all these bullshit problems.

[snipelfritz]

I am confused. While my marriage is barely over with I met this girl, too young and not pretty but really badass. What am I to do? She's not pretty enough for a commodity fuck and too badass to ignore her existence. But I could not at all get emotionally involved right now. Oh, and she is totally into me, which makes me think of using her as a confidence boost until some time has passed and a) I get emotionally involved or b) someone more appealing comes along. Big problem: I am unable to get anyone laid unless I am meaning it. At least for the night.

Haha, being single is great you can create all these bullshit problems.

You'd better practice your knots because it looks like you're on the rebound.

That was honestly the best pun I could come up with and it was convoluted and downright horrendous.

I think I'm going to seduce this meh looking girl at work because she's super sheltered and I want to see if I can find unleash that "I'm about to go off to college and my parents never let me alone around boys" wild side.

By I "I think I'm going to" I mean "I think it would be funny and that won't actually happen." I rarely ever see this chick and she never works alone(as in her parents won't let her, lol, you see what I mean by sheltered). It was just kind of a "What would Spaceritual do?" kind of moment.

My mom came in a few minutes ago and said she was visiting a student of her's in the hospital. She said he's spending a week in traction then he has to have hip surgery and will be in a lower body cast for god knows how long. He's also a 10 year old from Alabama who speaks with a southern accent and says, "yes ma'am" all the time. The whole thing was so quintessentially tragic I almost started laughing. It seemed like the kind of character that would be on a show like Family Guy that someone would seriously disappoint.