the happiness, excitement, and general contentedness thread

[Companda]

I'm cool with bugs when they are outside. But once they step into my domain it all ends for them. Last there was a centipede in my basement so I put a container over it (it was to big to squish) and let it starve to death, it was dead the next day when I came down to look at it.

......there is no doubt in my mind that you are/will be a serial killer/serial kick in the face receiver.

[StopReferencing]

:cry: @ the last two posts.

why kill bugs? especially spiders and centipedes. they pretty much are bosses and kill everything that's annoying. i'm pretttyyy sure centipedes even take out roaches.

I killed a daddy long legs, they don't shit (and I've been deathly afraid of spiders and the like since I was about 5)

I would also kill anything that doesn't shit.

[unownunown]

you guys are just jealous of their superior digestive systems.

[bob the r0bot]

you guys are just jealous of their superior digestive systems.

I jelly of that only living a week or two and being smaller than everything else thing.

[futuresailors]

:cry: @ the last two posts.

why kill bugs? especially spiders and centipedes. they pretty much are bosses and kill everything that's annoying. i'm pretttyyy sure centipedes even take out roaches.

I killed a daddy long legs, they don't shit (and I've been deathly afraid of spiders and the like since I was about 5)

I would also kill anything that doesn't shit.

australia
the land of spiders

i keep ye olde paper and jar on the dresser to scoop em up and set them free
i even have a spider chart on the fridge to check first

if its poisonous im sorry kids but your gonna get the jandal

Australia! Fuck yeah!

[dubkitty]

i am fascinated by Australia and would love to visit. as an American, it's one of the few cultures on Earth i can relate to. but quite frankly, the wildlife terrifies me. y'all have got poisonous shit down there more dangerous than Colombian drug cartels. you've got deadly snakes in the fucking ocean. i'm sorry, but if i lived there i'd be in, like, a sixteenth-floor apartment.

[starcastic]

I would also kill anything that doesn't shit.

FTW.

[Scruffie]

I'm pretty sure I read no one has died in Australia from poisonous spiders in like the last 30 years and that all the deaths are people going "Shit, a spider just dropped on to me from my sun roof, AHHHHHHH, *Car Splat*" Still... fuck that shit, may well be an urban myth for all I know... plus... just no, it's pretty but death monsters make new zealand look alot easier to go to.

[tuffteef]

I'm pretty sure I read no one has died in Australia from poisonous spiders in like the last 30 years and that all the deaths are people going "Shit, a spider just dropped on to me from my sun roof, AHHHHHHH, *Car Splat*" Still... fuck that shit, may well be an urban myth for all I know... plus... just no, it's pretty but death monsters make new zealand look alot easier to go to.

nz is like a small town in the uk
cold, pubs full and they know what a cheese toasty is


australia is not that bad
its at the point people like believe its a jungle
just dont do the obvious and go hang out in obvious dangerous spots e.g being a nosy tourist

[unownunown]

is that like a grilled cheese?

[tuffteef]

is that like a grilled cheese?

correct
cept we have this like old school lookin machine type business that divides the bread into triangles
and yall cook it in the pan with butter which sounds tasty

[Scruffie]

is that like a grilled cheese?

correct
cept we have this like old school lookin machine type business that divides the bread into triangles
and yall cook it in the pan with butter which sounds tasty

Heart Attackingly Good, You're meanna rub the inside of those machines with butter by the way... so it's really not much different... damn I want one.

I'm pretty sure I read no one has died in Australia from poisonous spiders in like the last 30 years and that all the deaths are people going "Shit, a spider just dropped on to me from my sun roof, AHHHHHHH, *Car Splat*" Still... fuck that shit, may well be an urban myth for all I know... plus... just no, it's pretty but death monsters make new zealand look alot easier to go to.

nz is like a small town in the uk
cold, pubs full and they know what a cheese toasty is


australia is not that bad
its at the point people like believe its a jungle
just dont do the obvious and go hang out in obvious dangerous spots e.g being a nosy tourist

Haha, nah I know it's not that bad, i've had several friends live out there, If I had the money... one day.

But NZ Sounds cool... bit like britain anyway.

[dubkitty]

oh, i know it's not entirely deadly, just like i know that the gangs won't kill me if i have half a brain and don't go out fucking around at 3AM. i've got friends that visited and survived LOL. those jellyfish, though...who came up with that shit?

[Companda]

Jesus.

Jesus did it.

[The4455]

I'm cool with bugs when they are outside. But once they step into my domain it all ends for them. Last there was a centipede in my basement so I put a container over it (it was to big to squish) and let it starve to death, it was dead the next day when I came down to look at it.

......there is no doubt in my mind that you are/will be a serial killer/serial kick in the face receiver.

Thanks, Companda. You now just another victim on my list