The Confessions Thread

[SPACERITUAL]

Confession: I always assume everyone on forums are at least the same age as me or older. I never think about, like, teenagers.

Im always hoping for the opposite. For obvious reasons.

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a while ago i had a dream the girl i'm spending my time with got me a guitar. it was a black Fender Aerodyne strat, the one i want

then i woke up and i looked around my room for the guitar

i was disappointed...
and a bit depressed and sad for the whole day

That fucking bitch. Im sorry man.

[unownunown]

i can't wait to be like 30-40ish. i'm going to be the best fucking 40 year old ever and honestly being 18 is pretty overrated. :T

[phantasmagorovich]

18 is overrated, mid-twenties were the best until now.

[tuffteef]

i can't wait to be like 30-40ish. i'm going to be the best fucking 40 year old ever and honestly being 18 is pretty overrated. :T

i know right
u cant even buy liquor or ciggs yet right?

[siamesegun]

I can't wait until i hook up with a female that's 30 or 40. I'm hoping you get some awkward trophy/award if you are under 25 and manage to accomplish it.

It's called herpes.

[siamesegun]

I can't wait until i hook up with a female that's 30 or 40. I'm hoping you get some awkward trophy/award if you are under 25 and manage to accomplish it.

It's called herpes.

awe

I think that's probably a generalization on my part, but a buddy of mine picked up an older woman at the bar one night. I don't say cougar 'cuz she was more just old pussy. It was hilarious though. He drove her minivan back to his place, then got to find her Rolling Stones tattoo. She had a raspy voice and smelled like she was rolled down a hill in a trailer full of ashtrays.

When you do get one, take a picture of her driver's license. For posterity's sake.

[unownunown]

i can't wait to be like 30-40ish. i'm going to be the best fucking 40 year old ever and honestly being 18 is pretty overrated. :T

i know right
u cant even buy liquor or ciggs yet right?

i can buy ciggs, but i don't really smoke anyway.

I can't wait until i hook up with a female that's 30 or 40. I'm hoping you get some awkward trophy/award if you are under 25 and manage to accomplish it.

find a cougar. i've seen some older chicks who look WAY young and actually take care of themselves. plus if you're into your mid thirties or forties and still look good chances are you have an awesome combination of genetics and care that will ensure that you don't end up looking like quasimodo as you age.

[StudioShutIn]

i can't wait to be like 30-40ish. i'm going to be the best fucking 40 year old ever and honestly being 18 is pretty overrated. :T

i know right
u cant even buy liquor or ciggs yet right?

i can buy ciggs, but i don't really smoke anyway.

I can't wait until i hook up with a female that's 30 or 40. I'm hoping you get some awkward trophy/award if you are under 25 and manage to accomplish it.

find a cougar. i've seen some older chicks who look WAY young and actually take care of themselves. plus if you're into your mid thirties or forties and still look good chances are you have an awesome combination of genetics and care that will ensure that you don't end up looking like quasimodo as you age.

so...are these last few posts validation for those who..um..might have an interest in er...older women?



(is that a new sig?....I vaguely remember Mathias saying that a while back... )

[unownunown]

definitely validation.

yeah, it was in the rumor mill thread

[dubkitty]

in retrospect, the early thirties were where it was at age-wise. far enough along in life to be somewhere, but still young enough to be energetic and to retain one's youthful good looks. over 45 sucks, because your systems start to break down and there's nothing you can do to stop it, only delay it.

[snipelfritz]

There are some dece' looking mamas that come into my work. Sometimes girls will come in that look to be about my age(early 20's) but drive pretty nice cars(I'm thinking like Lexus grade, nothing super flashy), so I start to wonder if they're older than they look or if they're actually younger and just borrowing their parents' car for the night. Either way, I got my flirt on last night! I was talking about air fresheners and shit. Daaayummmm I'm like the Jerry Seinfeld of picking up women, uh,

I don't have a clue as to where I was going with that.

[siamesegun]

Snipelfritz confesses to being a hit with the ladies.

I just quit my job at the gas station. No more flirting with the college girls for me... the counter was just the right height too...

[snipelfritz]

Snipelfritz confesses to being a hit with the ladies.

I confess to wishing that was the case. I seriously did talk to a cute girl about those little pine tree air fresheners, but really, my game only goes as far as surreal observation-comedy. Also, I have thought about that counter thing.

[siamesegun]

Snipelfritz confesses to being a hit with the ladies.

I confess to wishing that was the case. I seriously did talk to a cute girl about those little pine tree air fresheners, but really, my game only goes as far as surreal observation-comedy. Also, I have thought about that counter thing.

I meant for looking at cleavs, but lord knows I wished I could have used its more "discretionary" attributes as well... well, for more than hiding boners and farts.

It's funny the ridiculous things you'll end up chatting up a member of the opposite sex about though.

Me: "Gee, don't you just LOVE the comfort of these?"
Random: "Tampax?"
Me: "Yessssss..."