The Confessions Thread

[snipelfritz]

When I read "'grit'" it was like your words came out of the computer and gave mine cock a hearty stroke indeed.

Confession: I was trying to come up with some kind of True Grit pun, but I just decided to give up

[tuffteef]

am i the only one who like cuts the icing part of cakes off to eat and then ditch the rest
same goes for like ice cream sundaes or something ill eat all the fudge stuff off and leave majority of the ice cream

i just want the good part not the filler

[phantasmagorovich]

I dreamt about ILF today.

[foomanfat]

I've started wearing the leg portion of a tube sock on my forearm after giving myself a severe arm rash playing my Teles yesterday.

[bob the r0bot]

I've started wearing the leg portion of a tube sock on my forearm after giving myself a severe arm rash playing my Teles yesterday.

that's so punk till you get athletes foot on your arm

[nieh]

I've started wearing the leg portion of a tube sock on my forearm after giving myself a severe arm rash playing my Teles yesterday.

That's why I play strats....

[Achtane]

I got bored and learned a thing or two about Barbasol. On your face it tickles of satisfaction and self-reliance, a minty burst that's crisp as a clear spring morning.

When applied to your junk it becomes a cleansing fire.
my nuts are as red as a baboon's ass

it was worth it for the 11 year old nostalgia rush

[snipelfritz]

Shaving your junk? Fuck yeah, feels good. Don't let the haters get you down.

am i the only one who like cuts the icing part of cakes off to eat and then ditch the rest
same goes for like ice cream sundaes or something ill eat all the fudge stuff off and leave majority of the ice cream

i just want the good part not the filler

I consider that to be cheating. I have a bizarre sense of morality that finds things like this to be abhorrent. Also, asking for a water cup at a fast food restaurant then filling it with soda just seems like it's land you in the seventh circle of Hell, or the first, whichever one is the worst. But normal "bad" stuff doesn't bother me that much so long as it's not physically harming someone.

Does anybody else wonder how many molestation victims are just touched as compared to full on ass raped? Let's narrow the question to people being molested by priests.

[jfrey]

On the subject of cake and ice cream, my confession for the day:

I don't eat sweets of any kind. Not cakes, pies, doughnuts, ice cream, candy, chocolate, etc. I don't even drink soda - unless I go to Taco Bell for some reason... I get a Mountain Dew. I feel like you have to... Not sure why...

And, I have always done this. I wasn't forced by my parents or anything to not have sweets. It has just never appealed to me. Even as a child I wouldn't have any. My parents couldn't even get me to eat any of my birthday cakes. In fact I have never in my life had a piece of my own birthday cake.

[Jero]

Also, asking for a water cup at a fast food restaurant then filling it with soda just seems like it's land you in the seventh circle of Hell, or the first, whichever one is the worst.

There was a couple in about amonth ago that did this very thing. I called them out when I gave them their food. They left me a nice pile of food and trash smeared into the table, with some soda dumped right on top "thanks you guys"

On the subject of cake and ice cream, my confession for the day:
I don't eat sweets of any kind. Not cakes, pies, doughnuts, ice cream, candy, chocolate, etc. I don't even drink soda - unless I go to Taco Bell for some reason... I get a Mountain Dew. I feel like you have to... Not sure why...
And, I have always done this. I wasn't forced by my parents or anything to not have sweets. It has just never appealed to me. Even as a child I wouldn't have any. My parents couldn't even get me to eat any of my birthday cakes. In fact I have never in my life had a piece of my own birthday cake.

You're fuzzing weird dude

[smile_man]

On the subject of cake and ice cream, my confession for the day:

I don't eat sweets of any kind. Not cakes, pies, doughnuts, ice cream, candy, chocolate, etc. I don't even drink soda - unless I go to Taco Bell for some reason... I get a Mountain Dew. I feel like you have to... Not sure why...

And, I have always done this. I wasn't forced by my parents or anything to not have sweets. It has just never appealed to me. Even as a child I wouldn't have any. My parents couldn't even get me to eat any of my birthday cakes. In fact I have never in my life had a piece of my own birthday cake.

hipster.

[jfrey]

hipster.

Hipsters have specific diets now?

[DarkAxel]

hipster.

Hipsters have specific diets now?

obviously

because b-day cakes are so ironic

[smile_man]

hipster.

Hipsters have specific diets now?

APPARENTLY.

[dubkitty]

THIS SOUFFLE WAS BETTER

WHEN IT WAS CHEESE