The Confessions Thread

[tuffteef]

sometimes my room gets too messy to be habitable so i just sleep on the couch instead

I slept on the couch all summer. Didn't sleep in my bed once. NO REASON WHY

so you didnt get laid all summer aswel then

AFTERNOON DELIIIIIIIGHT

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6eE3ydPdDc[/youtube]

[SPACERITUAL]

Jerking the dog off after mom goes to work doesnt count.

[bob the r0bot]

I realized that my approach to Valentines day is similar to that of a 50+ year old single woman and, for no reason in particular(at least that I can see) I have become addicted to webcomics

[theavondon]

Jerking the dog off after mom goes to work doesnt count.

I don't have a dog, holmes. The summer was like the last time I was in a stable relationship. WOOPWOOP

[bob the r0bot]

I don't have a dog, holmes. The summer was like the last time I was in a stable relationship. WOOPWOOP

[tuffteef]

Jerking the dog off after mom goes to work doesnt count.

I don't have a dog, holmes. The summer was like the last time I was in a stable relationship. WOOPWOOP

han solo

[SPACERITUAL]

Jerking the dog off after mom goes to work doesnt count.

I don't have a dog, holmes. The summer was like the last time I was in a stable relationship. WOOPWOOP

YOU AINT GOT TO LIE CRAIG.

[theavondon]

Jerking the dog off after mom goes to work doesnt count.

I don't have a dog, holmes. The summer was like the last time I was in a stable relationship. WOOPWOOP

YOU AINT GOT TO LIE CRAIG.

[snipelfritz]

Woah, huge baby pic is huge, and creepy.

I have taken to slapping my friends in the ass when they aren't paying attention.
Saturday, I slapped my buddy while he was leaning over putting on his shoes and left an impressive hand print.

I felt like this couldn't go without comment. I thought of editing it more too make it really gay, but it was just way too easy.

I haven't been in a relationship since Junior year in high school, so like 5 years. I can't help but think I've been better off this way. Although I could really have gone for some regular sextang.

[foomanfat]

I've been playing banjo and I love it.

[Fuzzy Picklez]

I've been playing banjo and I love it.

You act as if this is a bad thing.

[foomanfat]

I've been playing banjo and I love it.

You act as if this is a bad thing.

I don't consider it a bad thing, but some around here may.

[smile_man]

I once asked for chicken mcnuggets AT BURGER KING.

the guy was all like "and one of order of chicken MCNUGGETS" in the microphone.

tr00fax.

[Mudfuzz]

LOL!

[tuffteef]

am i the only one who like has to go to some party where lots of people i hate are going to and not eat like a week before so i can look like super hot for it
LOL