The Confessions Thread

[ashdown]

I have self-conscience freak outs every now and then (like weekly ish) when I notice my musculature isn't symmetrical

AND I DONT MEAN MY FOREARMS
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[tuffteef]

i look at myself alot then notice im slumping and should sit better

[smile_man]

I have self-conscience freak outs every now and then (like weekly ish) when I notice my musculature isn't symmetrical

AND I DONT MEAN MY FOREARMS
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U MEAN YR DICK IS CURVED DONT YOU.

[ashdown]

I have self-conscience freak outs every now and then (like weekly ish) when I notice my musculature isn't symmetrical

AND I DONT MEAN MY FOREARMS
pervs

U MEAN YR DICK IS CURVED DONT YOU.

[smile_man]

Yr dick goes back in time...

[snipelfritz]

For a long time, I didn't know that a slight upward curve wasn't what everybody had. Still not concerned though. It makes me feel unique just like the mole slightly to the right towards the middle and a slight curve isn't anything for concern.

But If it's real bad, look into Peyronie's disease. That's the scientific name for curved cock.

[Fuzzy Picklez]

I also have a mole on my dick.
Whatever.
As long as it isn't cancer I don't care.

[snipelfritz]

I also have a mole on my dick.
Whatever.
As long as it isn't cancer I don't care.

I've never felt closer to another man in my life

I really just feel like using smileys like crazy right now.


this one is my favorite.

[counterdestroy]

I think racism is funny. It's so useless, uncalled for, and outdated so in my mind, someone saying something racist is humorous in the same way that someone farting at a funeral is, except I assume it's a fake fart. Or one of those remote controlled fart things

i agree with this statement.

i am currently enrolled in university only because i want medical insurance. its not at all where i wanna be.

[tuffteef]

I think racism is funny. It's so useless, uncalled for, and outdated so in my mind, someone saying something racist is humorous in the same way that someone farting at a funeral is, except I assume it's a fake fart. Or one of those remote controlled fart things

i agree with this statement.

i am currently enrolled in university only because i want medical insurance. its not at all where i wanna be.

i think its all the way its used
i mean i call my white friends honky and refer to them as my white friends and say that i could never trust them cause there white and they mock me back its all dark humour

[Fuzzy Picklez]

I also have a mole on my dick.
Whatever.
As long as it isn't cancer I don't care.

I've never felt closer to another man in my life

I really just feel like using smileys like crazy right now.


this one is my favorite.

Wait what?
Did I do something?

[phantasmagorovich]

I am very very sad.

[Achtane]

Over half of my music collection is Japanese.

Part of the reason I like non-English music (or instrumentals) is because it lacks mediocre lyrics...well, until I go looking for them anyway. Good lyrics are indeed good, but I feel that weak lyrics really hurt the song. I would rather have no -- or not understandable -- lyrics than crap ones.

Also, I despise the singing styles in top-40s Japanese music. Well, that's no different from any other country's top 40, I guess. Except for North Korea, best Korea, where Dear Leader is #1 on all charts and #1 in my heart.

[snipelfritz]

Did somebody say Japanese music???

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk6o4GWFIV8[/youtube]

I also have a mole on my dick.
Whatever.
As long as it isn't cancer I don't care.

I've never felt closer to another man in my life

I really just feel like using smileys like crazy right now.


this one is my favorite.

Wait what?
Did I do something?

No, it's just the that we both have dick-moles. We're like mole brothers!

Unless you meant there's some small burrowing mammal grasping onto your member, then you're on your own.

[dubkitty]

Over half of my music collection is Japanese.

Part of the reason I like non-English music (or instrumentals) is because it lacks mediocre lyrics...well, until I go looking for them anyway. Good lyrics are indeed good, but I feel that weak lyrics really hurt the song. I would rather have no -- or not understandable -- lyrics than crap ones.

Also, I despise the singing styles in top-40s Japanese music. Well, that's no different from any other country's top 40, I guess. Except for North Korea, best Korea, where Dear Leader is #1 on all charts and #1 in my heart.

i've been saying for some time now that all singers should be required to sing in a language i don't understand for this precise reason.