unownunown wrote:but um, movies made being a teenager look like more fun.
It's not too late for you, little one, you've got a couple more years to teen it up. What you need to do, is find some of your favorite things from movies and go do them...right now.
Jero wrote:I am a sissy. Girl that I've been wanting to ask out came into my work tonight. I mentioned in the antisuper bowl thread that I would hopefully see a cute single girl come in because no one else would be...Girl comes in, we talk the entire time she's there, then she smiles, and waves goodbye. I do not ask her out.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKXkfLhn6pA[/youtube] I love youtube embedding, but I hate that I have to wait for videos to load. Curse you slow internet!!! I used to have a much faster connection too, so I've had to revert which is just so painful.
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Behndy wrote:i don't like people with "talent" and "skills" that don't feel the need to cover their inadequacies under good time happy sounds.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OISn3TXFxlI[/youtube] This commercial gets me all kinds of hot and bothered. Maybe because it's the only time a hawt girl has talk to me directly in months.
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Behndy wrote:i don't like people with "talent" and "skills" that don't feel the need to cover their inadequacies under good time happy sounds.
snipelfritz wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OISn3TXFxlI[/youtube] This commercial gets me all kinds of hot and bothered. Maybe because it's the only time a hawt girl has talk to me directly in months.
Nah dude the old chick from when it was 50 edconnect that was all "girls put on your cute fuzzy slippers and boys try to cover up" always made me want to bend her over the desk and just eat her asshole ALL DAY.
D.o.S. wrote:Yeah I have a Godsmack shirt
jwar wrote:Not to be a dick or anything but My Bloody Valentine sucks ass.
My whole life is a shitpost. One. Big. Shit. Post.
I spanked it a medical clinic office today. Complete with provided porn. Yep, I went for "semen analysis". It was kind of weird. What made it worse was that all the chicks that worked there were fucking hot. Especially the Asian chicks. You'd think that would be a good thing for spanking it, but it made it worse actually.
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culturejam wrote:I spanked it a medical clinic office today. Complete with provided porn. Yep, I went for "semen analysis". It was kind of weird. What made it worse was that all the chicks that worked there were fucking hot. Especially the Asian chicks. You'd think that would be a good thing for spanking it, but it made it worse actually.
The porn selection was pretty crappy actually. Most of it was Playboy, which isn't porn to me. There was one good magazine that was "hardcore". I didn't bother with the videos they had. I was terrified I'd fire up the DVD player and the volume would be at max on the TV.
It was really weird. I'm still a little bugged out. And that says a lot, because I can generally jack off anywhere and feel good about it.
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maz91379 wrote:Wouldn't it be awesome if they had a bunch of medical/veterinary fetish magazines?
Uh, not for jacking off, no. I prefer hot bitches pleasuring themselves with large dildos. Bonus if they are Asian. Double bonus if it's two chicks wrecking each other with dildos.
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maz91379 wrote:Wouldn't it be awesome if they had a bunch of medical/veterinary fetish magazines?
Wouldn't it be weird if all of the pics were taken in that office? With all the hot nurses you saw outside?
Since this is the confessions thread, I will state that I once wacked off at work. Although I feel like I've previously admitted to that on this board elsewhere.
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Behndy wrote:i don't like people with "talent" and "skills" that don't feel the need to cover their inadequacies under good time happy sounds.
