The Confessions Thread

[ashdown]

all about dat ratio.

[snipelfritz]

I think you're confusing Jesus with salamanders.

Anything involving fingernails or toenails being broken, bent back or anything else makes me cringe. I even had difficulty writing that last sentence. Just thinking about it make me eeeuuuggghhh

hey, did you know that if you soften them up with hair conditioner, you can apparantly remove your fingernails with pliers and minimal pain?

I hate you. I don't think I'm going to be able to use conditioner for a while now

[theactionindex]

i'm watching teen witch right now and i think i've loved every second of it. not every second, but like, i think there's a good 70:30 ratio of loved seconds to unloved seconds. oh man.

I was strangely obsessed with that movie when I was a kid. That, and Teen Wolf. I was pretty disappointed when all I got when I became a teenager was pubes and acne, but no magical powers. Now I gots to go watch it.

[Companda]

I think you're confusing Jesus with salamanders.

And where do you think salamanders get their regenerative powers from?

Jesus magic.

They are the chosen people.

[Monkeyboard]

I think you're confusing Jesus with salamanders.

Anything involving fingernails or toenails being broken, bent back or anything else makes me cringe. I even had difficulty writing that last sentence. Just thinking about it make me eeeuuuggghhh

hey, did you know that if you soften them up with hair conditioner, you can apparantly remove your fingernails with pliers and minimal pain?

I hate you. I don't think I'm going to be able to use conditioner for a while now

I once knocked my toes against a wooden chair in the dark. Didn't notice a thing and walked upstairs. When I turned on the lights I saw a long trail of blood behind me and 2 of my toenails pointing upwards.

T'was a bitch to clean up

[smile_man]

you guys really know how to make a girl wet.

[Jero]

There are far to many things to comment on in the past two pages so...

this page is your standard ILF gold

[foomanfat]

I hate seeing the phrase "My loss is your gain" in sales threads/ebay/wherever else people sell their crap.
I guess I just find it super cheesy.

[unownunown]

i'm watching teen witch right now and i think i've loved every second of it. not every second, but like, i think there's a good 70:30 ratio of loved seconds to unloved seconds. oh man.

I was strangely obsessed with that movie when I was a kid. That, and Teen Wolf. I was pretty disappointed when all I got when I became a teenager was pubes and acne, but no magical powers. Now I gots to go watch it.

i didn't know teen wolf existed. I'M WATCHING THAT NEXT!

i feel like i was cheated out of teenagerdom too. movies fucking lied to me.

[snipelfritz]

I really like seeing commercials for that horrible looking movie Hall Pass because the song "I Just Want to Celebrate" by Rare Earth is so fucking good.

[The4455]

I really like seeing commercials for that horrible looking movie Hall Pass because the song "I Just Want to Celebrate" by Rare Earth is so fucking good.

Same, I watch the ads before youtube vids for some video game becuase it plays the song "Gimme Shelter" by The Rolling Stones!

[Jero]

I am a sissy. Girl that I've been wanting to ask out came into my work tonight. I mentioned in the antisuper bowl thread that I would hopefully see a cute single girl come in because no one else would be...Girl comes in, we talk the entire time she's there, then she smiles, and waves goodbye. I do not ask her out.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oabcM9SOF-E[/youtube]

i didn't know teen wolf existed. I'M WATCHING THAT NEXT!
i feel like i was cheated out of teenagerdom too. movies fucking lied to me.

How old are you!? (I know, but that's crazy to not know about teen wolf). Care to explain how movies lied?

[unownunown]

17, but only for like one more month. i honestly probably live in a bubble. i never know about any movies or anything

but um, movies made being a teenager look like more fun.

[Companda]

If Michael J. Fox isn't a lie, I don't know what is.

[smile_man]

17, but only for like one more month. i honestly probably live in a bubble. i never know about any movies or anything

but um, movies made being a teenager look like more fun.

ooh baby, high school will never be as good as it was made out to be. I wish I lived in the city...