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[DarkAxel]

OK, a bit of necrobumping, but i'm so... mad/sad right now

DEAR ILF

i just realized that i have those problems with my current GF probably because of the way me and my ex broke up. Basically after two years of trying to do a lot of shit for her, she sadi i didn'T do anything, i'm selfish and so on... NOT TRUE, BITCH!

anyway... they way i experienced it, it kinda crushed my world in terms of she had seemed perfectly happy, so it was all a lie...


and now with my current girlfriend... well she seems happy and she tells me she likes me or even loves me sometimes, she tells me that i'm a good boyfriend and lover, because i take care of her and care for her... but i can't feel happy because of that, because all i can think of is that it's all probably just a LIE

i love her, but i can't trust her even though she is THE one person in my life i'm trying to trust the most... and i don't have any reason to not trust her...

so... what the fuck am i supposed to do?

[madmax1012]

OK, a bit of necrobumping, but i'm so... mad/sad right now

DEAR ILF

i just realized that i have those problems with my current GF probably because of the way me and my ex broke up. Basically after two years of trying to do a lot of shit for her, she sadi i didn'T do anything, i'm selfish and so on... NOT TRUE, BITCH!

anyway... they way i experienced it, it kinda crushed my world in terms of she had seemed perfectly happy, so it was all a lie...


and now with my current girlfriend... well she seems happy and she tells me she likes me or even loves me sometimes, she tells me that i'm a good boyfriend and lover, because i take care of her and care for her... but i can't feel happy because of that, because all i can think of is that it's all probably just a LIE

i love her, but i can't trust her even though she is THE one person in my life i'm trying to trust the most... and i don't have any reason to not trust her...

so... what the fuck am i supposed to do?

i was the same way after my first real relationship. then my girlfriend of 2.5 years confessed that she cheated on me 9 times, and then proceeded to verbally destroy me, because cheating on me an excessive number of times wasn't enough. so because of that, i was afraid to let anyone in. i drank alot and was with a random different girl every week. but now i'm with my new girlfriend who has been my best friend since freshman year of highschool. basically, breaking up with that bitch who will not be spoken of was the best thing that ever happened. i'm perfectly content, and i just can't see myself with anyone else, ya know? but trust her, man. just give her the chance

[DarkAxel]

I'm trying to, she didn't do anything wrong... it's just the bad former experience

it's so goddamn confusing

[Bassus Sanguinis]

^that's a picture of Yoko Onos installation I saw years ago, called Play It By Trust, I really, really liked it. Two chairs, table, a chessboard set for two players. All painted white.

The wounds will heal, in time, when You give people chance to show they are not all cannon fodder. I was surprised myself and recommend it for others, too.

So, advocating equality, willing suspension of disbelief (no, not being naíve), and the politics of truth (the plain and brutal truth, always - though there's no need to the excruciatingly cruel) lead all into good things. At least one can hold his/her head up throughout the lifes trademark mishaps.

Other than that, start a suicidal doom /black metal band, worship the fuzzy goat and practice NECROBUMPING!

[DarkAxel]

guess what it's you... the wise man

i'm gonna fight it... the girl deserves better

[Gearmond]

[Achtane]

It has also been found that in many instances, the young ones are taught the first sexual lesson by the maid-servants.

fuck yes

[tuffteef]

Also i've noticed rubbing one out makes me feel better when i'm sad but i've recently read a medical article that says this is immoral and might cause future medical problems. Does this mean i have rectal worms?

( http://www.homeoint.org/site/ahmad/masturbation.htm )

girls dye there hair, you rub one off?
we all have a vice
yours being your penis

[dubkitty]

just to be bitterly amusing, i have the middle-aged version of that same exact thing. i split up with my second wife in 1995, who sprang a surprise attack without warning and came home one day with a stack of papers and a rent-a-cop and had me thrown out of the apartment. it utterly broke my heart, and i've never quite recovered. so now, even though i've been with my current partner for 12 years, i still can't trust her much farther than i can throw her with two broken arms. i've been lied to too many times by too many people.

[dubkitty]

I'm still feeling heart sick every now and then even though i've been broken up since august.

i still feel heartsick about shit that happened 40 years ago.

[snipelfritz]

It has also been found that in many instances, the young ones are taught the first sexual lesson by the maid-servants.

fuck yes

That's nearly as awesome as the purported after-effects like:

-The eyes become sunken, the cheek bones protrude and there is a black rim round the eyes.
-The person dislikes any company and activities and rather likes to sit in seclusion and suffers from weakness.
-Lastly T. B. or insanity or some other serious disease catch hold of the victim to lead his life to a close.
and more important than any sort of potential cause of death...
-Impotency.

Yeah, I whack it when I'm bored, depressed, tired and want help sleeping. Hell, sometimes I even masturbate when I'm horny.

[the Life Aquatic]

Hell, sometimes I even masturbate when I'm horny.

what are you some freak? thats unheard of, everyone knows masturbating is a chore, like brushing teeth in the morning

[DarkAxel]

We had an awesome surprise dinner yesterday and it was really magical

from the look in her eyes i had a feeling i can try to trust her

[Bassus Sanguinis]

We had an awesome surprise dinner yesterday and it was really magical

from the look in her eyes i had a feeling i can try to trust her

Awesome, it does good for Your relationship both ways, I'm sure!

[theavondon]

Also i've noticed rubbing one out makes me feel better when i'm sad but i've recently read a medical article that says this is immoral and might cause future medical problems. Does this mean i have rectal worms?

( http://www.homeoint.org/site/ahmad/masturbation.htm )

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