The Confessions Thread

[snipelfritz]

I feel obligated to go out with girls that like me, that I don't like, just for the skae of their self esteem (mine is fine, thanks)

I have like the opposite of that. I am terrified to contact girls even when I know they like me. By "know they like me," I mean boned me on the first date. Ladies, just remember, if you think a guy is being a jerk to you, he's simply a coward. Call him up and say, "Hey, put your schlong in me!"

This also reminds me of when I was in high school and this one girl liked me. She looked like a chubby hamster, so I didn't want none of that. We were both in Acting class with the "cool" teacher who had a faux-hauk, was in a band, and didn't believe in desks, so I always had to try and sit on the floor as far from her as possible. She kept following me though. I had to deny her Facebook friend requests like three or four times.

Then there was the time a friend of mine really liked me(which seems obvious as hell in retrospect), and I asked her to prom presumably as a friend(big mistake on my part). Yeah, that didn't go well. She wrote a Regina Spektor-esque song for the school talent show about how terrible I am. Now, she lives in Israel and allegedly can't touch men until she is married. Moral of the story: There's a very thin line between cool chick and crazy bitch, and it only takes one man to push them over. I just happen to be that man.

[foomanfat]

For some reason, it really bothers me when people sign their posts on forums.
It shows your name at the top of every single post, there's no need to sign it in short hand at the bottom.

[smile_man]

I don't like girls who like me.

For some reason, it really bothers me when people sign their posts on forums.
It shows your name at the top of every single post, there's no need to sign it in short hand at the bottom.

OH MY GOD I KNOW.

Elwd is cool though.

[phantasmagorovich]

For some reason, it really bothers me when people sign their posts on forums.
It shows your name at the top of every single post, there's no need to sign it in short hand at the bottom.

There is a german guitar forum where people sign as if they were writing a letter all the time. With their real names. It makes me angry.

Best,
Mick

[theavondon]

Or, this guy on TB that would sign off with something like

God Bless, Ray

SO MUCH RAGE

[tuffteef]

Or, this guy on TB that would sign off with something like

God Bless, Ray

SO MUCH RAGE

i know right?

god bless, richard

[Jwar]

For some reason, it really bothers me when people sign their posts on forums.
It shows your name at the top of every single post, there's no need to sign it in short hand at the bottom.

I have a boner.

Love,

Adam (aka JWAR)

[SPACERITUAL]

I feel obligated to go out with girls that like me, that I don't like, just for the skae of their self esteem (mine is fine, thanks)

I have like the opposite of that. I am terrified to contact girls even when I know they like me. By "know they like me," I mean boned me on the first date. Ladies, just remember, if you think a guy is being a jerk to you, he's simply a coward. Call him up and say, "Hey, put your schlong in me!"

No I honsetly just dont want to talk to them. MYTH BUSTED LETS GO FOR A DRIVE.

Man i also had a fat stalker in hikeschool. That shit was nightmare man no matter what i did she was always right there when i turned around. Which reqd megalurk skills on her part as, much like your feeling the need to not be in a desk, i felt the same way towards classes in general, and spent most of my hikeschool career wandering the halls or hanging out on my friends classes.Or having sex in the bathroom that i had the keys to. Or getting high behind the bleachers. Mostly getting high behind the bleachers. But there was above average bathroom sex levels.

ANYWAAAY, so this lunchbox would cockstalk me all fuckin day man i mean it even went on when i wasnt in school. My friends and i would wlways go to my friend seans hoagie shop after school man and one day she shows up with this other grosser fatter girl. It was so bad we had to get seans other uncle mario to hide me in the back under a bunch of salami crates and shit. Bitch wouldnt leave though i swear she could smell my musk dude. I had to go out the back and have daveo pick me up at home depot. Dude it was funny too cause they were all connected by a hallway in the back (like a mall) and the manager saw me coming through the back employee area of home depot all creeping with my skateboard and shit he was like "uh what do you think youre doing kid" i was like yo im hiding from this lummoxy fat bitch he was like "EW SICK BRO IS SHE HERE.TELL ME SHE AINT HERE BRO". I fucking loved growing up around guidos.

[snipelfritz]

Mr. Snipel Game Fritz esq.
Intersection of Bo and Ring
'Sconieville USA, WI 53066
(262) 739-2662 aka SEX-BOMB

February 2, 2011

Mr. foomanfat
Intersection of Brontosaurus Lane and Giraffe Blvd.
North Myrtle Beach, SC 29582
555-668-7325 aka NOT REAL

Dear foomanfat,

This letter is in response to your posting in the thread titled The Confessions Thread located on the internet forum, ilovefuzz.com. I am writing to express my dearest sympathy for your concerns as I, myself, share them.

The expression of one's identity in a format which already supplies such information in a standardized form is both redundant and unnecessary. I do propose that any such person who commits this deplorable act be beaten about the head, neck, and torso with a rake.

Sincerely yours,
snipelfritz
Resident Bad-Ass

P.S.: I must confess that the effort put into this post was nowhere near worthwhile.

[unownunown]

every time i listen to exit music i skip right to 2:48. then i learned itunes provides a totally convenient way to do that for me.

i actually would go as far as to say i hate the rest of that song. and i seriously love the shit out of everything radiohead has ever touched, so i think that means something.

[snipelfritz]

every time i listen to exit music i skip right to 2:48. then i learned itunes provides a totally convenient way to do that for me.

i actually would go as far as to say i hate the rest of that song. and i seriously love the shit out of everything radiohead has ever touched, so i think that means something.

Aww, but it's all about the build up. That's like sex without making out and other sorts of foreplay to begin with. Sure, that moment is great, but half the fun is getting to that point.

Earlier today, I was clearing space off my laptop's hard drive, so I decided to move all of my pr0n to my external HD. It was over 8 gigs

What's worse is that I've waited for roughly four hours until someone else posted in this thread to say that so I wouldn't be double-posting.

[bubstance]

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[snipelfritz]

Earlier today, I was clearing space off my laptop's hard drive, so I decided to move all of my pr0n to my external HD. It was over 8 gigs

What's worse is that I've waited for roughly four hours until someone else posted in this thread to say that so I wouldn't be double-posting.

It's so goddamn true

[Companda]

Whenever I played Diablo II, I would always be a druid because he could summon bears and puppies.

[ashdown]

Whenever I played Diablo II, I would always be a druid because he could summon bears and puppies.

I have never played Daiblo II