The Confessions Thread

[deadworld101]

Lol yeah, I think I always secretly wanted to get caught. But then again how do you come back from being the kid that got caught wacking it in history class.

[ashdown]

takes balls for that to be your first post

[nad]

A few years ago I was leaving a job I had been at for 8 years. On my last day I jerked off in the bathroom just to later say that I did. All that was in there was a People magazine but I made quite a mess anyhow.

For what it's worth, that was behind the safety of a locked door and I had no desire to get caught. My story pales by comparison.

[deadworld101]

It was bound to come up at some point or another, best to get that sort of thing out of the way early.

[deadworld101]

A few years ago I was leaving a job I had been at for 8 years. On my last day I jerked off in the bathroom just to later say that I did. All that was in there was a People magazine but I made quite a mess anyhow.

For what it's worth, that was behind the safety of a locked door and I had no desire to get caught. My story pales by comparison.

You have to start somewhere.

[Rygot]

I only joined this forum because I'm on a 30 day ban from Ultimate-Guitar and was having forum withdrawals.

Fuck UG.

I came from there, took me like 5 seconds to thoroughly think it over and realize that it sucks.
Anyone who says reported in their post because someone posted in a completely relevant but "wrong" subforum should be fed to spaceritual.

I do check the front page for news now and then, which has lately become a source of humor because they can't even do that right.

[The4455]

When I was in school, from the 6th grade till the 12th grade. I would jerk it in class just to see if I could get away with it.

Last year (2010) at school a security gaurd found this girl giving this guy head in the hallway, and had to break it up. Can you imagine being caught? Can you imagine being the security guard to break that up? I think they got expelled, but honestly I don't care, twas no one I knew.

[unownunown]

When I was in school, from the 6th grade till the 12th grade. I would jerk it in class just to see if I could get away with it.

Last year (2010) at school a security gaurd found this girl giving this guy head in the hallway, and had to break it up. Can you imagine being caught? Can you imagine being the security guard to break that up? I think they got expelled, but honestly I don't care, twas no one I knew.

last year a tuba player got caught getting dome in a practice room by not one, but two teachers. choir teacher and assistant band director.

[tuffteef]

When I was in school, from the 6th grade till the 12th grade. I would jerk it in class just to see if I could get away with it.

Last year (2010) at school a security gaurd found this girl giving this guy head in the hallway, and had to break it up. Can you imagine being caught? Can you imagine being the security guard to break that up? I think they got expelled, but honestly I don't care, twas no one I knew.

last year a tuba player got caught getting dome in a practice room by not one, but two teachers. choir teacher and assistant band director.

here here to nailing 2 teachers
teacher sex FTW

[The4455]

When I was in school, from the 6th grade till the 12th grade. I would jerk it in class just to see if I could get away with it.

Last year (2010) at school a security gaurd found this girl giving this guy head in the hallway, and had to break it up. Can you imagine being caught? Can you imagine being the security guard to break that up? I think they got expelled, but honestly I don't care, twas no one I knew.

last year a tuba player got caught getting dome in a practice room by not one, but two teachers. choir teacher and assistant band director.

Every year teh Italian teacher and her husband take 30 or 40 students to Italy, She (the Italian teacher) always gets EXTREMELY WASTED

[deadworld101]

I wish I could have gotten head from 2 teachers =\. Or just one teacher.

[SPACERITUAL]

I wish I could have gotten head from 2 teachers =\. Or just one teacher.

AND WAS FILLED WITH SORROW

[unownunown]

oh nooo.

he was getting head from some color guard chick.

he got walked in on by two teachers.

although if he was getting head by two teachers that would make for a more interesting story

[deadworld101]

Eh a colorguard chick I kinda feel bad for the guy.

[SPACERITUAL]

oh nooo.

he was getting head from some color guard chick.

he got walked in on by two teachers.

although if he was getting head by two teachers that would make for a more interesting story

Oh.....

Sophomore year i stole one of the keys to this bathroom they had just remodeled at our school and my gf and i used to go have sex in there every day. Wed lost our virginity to eachother so unfortunately it was the hold hands and be romantic kind of sex. I mean as romantic as it can be in a bathroom.