Prepare thyself for TL;DR. I'm too excited to type less than 8,542 words.
My Secret Santa was Ryan (Dr. Scientist) & Tanya.
Gifts are as follows:
Hark!
1.) A chocolate poker chip/cards/dice set. "
Set phasers to delicious!!!"
2.) A maple syrup lollipop shaped like a maple leaf! "
May the delicious be with you!!!"
3.) A Santa that, if placed in water, will grow 600% IT'S NORMAL SIZE!!! "
Take your stinkin' 'claus' off me, you damned dirty growing Santa!!!"
4.) Some Insta-Canadian peppermint breath spray! "
Wendy?...Darling. Light of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said: 'I'm not gonna hurt ya.' I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the fuck in! And then, I'm going to use some of this breath spray and feel Canadian!!!"
5.) And an awesome sparkle-fest "Seasons Greetings" card! Full of niceness! "
Movie quote!!!"
A
super sweet Dr. Scientist t-shirt. In the right size! Hristmas magic! If I remember correctly, I believe this particular design was by "my bloody television". I also believe that it is amazing. Furthermore, I believe that it is part of the official uniform of the Awesome Town Police Department.....as it is clear that it will, no doubt, deflect bullets.
A "
Dr. Compy's Special Skywatcher Lightbox". Either we share the same/very similar sensibilities, or Mr. Dr. Scientist somehow has a "Things Companda will find wondrous" radar. Because, I freaking love things like this. When you plug it in, the little stars light up, change color, fade in and out and generally be awesome. It shall live on my pedal board for always-ever.
And the pièce de résistance.....
A "
Dr. Compy's Special Prototype Temolessence". The second prototype of the newfangled Tremoloessence! I'm not sure what I have done to deserve a gem such as this (other than the obvious reason - being infinitely kickass). It's blue! And, as we all know, blue is kung-fu kangaroo.
I can attest to it being amazing. If you are in the market for a tremolo after it comes out......and you even
look at another tremolo, then you are clearly insane. AND, even though your diseased mind probably can't help it, you
will be ashamed of yourself. And rightfully so. It' sounds so amazing, you guys/gals.
This Dr. Compy is an excited Dr. Compy.
Endless thanks and eternal gratitude
AND ILLIMITABLE INDEBTEDNESS to DocSci & his Tanya (or perhaps it is Tanya and her DocSci) for the best gifts ever!
for not participating in this.
