WIN A BBS! tell your best musician joke and win!
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Re: WIN A BBS! tell your best musician joke and win!
I'm working on a joke right now. I'll have it up before the deadline. Hopefully it's funny.
Quick question though. Is it ok to tell multiple jokes? Or only one joke?
Quick question though. Is it ok to tell multiple jokes? Or only one joke?
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Re: WIN A BBS! tell your best musician joke and win!
how musician related does it have to be?
what if I like this joke that I've heard a musician tell?
what if I like this joke that I've heard a musician tell?
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smile_man wrote:how musician related does it have to be?
what if I like this joke that I've heard a musician tell?
If not, you should tell it anyway, haha, cause now I want to hear it.
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smile_man wrote:how musician related does it have to be?
what if I like this joke that I've heard a musician tell?
make it music related.
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how man jokes can we tell per video? can we do like a rapid fire 20 joke deal?
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unownunown wrote:how man jokes can we tell per video? can we do like a rapid fire 20 joke deal?
funniest video wins it. if you think 20 won't be overkill go for it. but sounds like it could get boring.
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Update: since the last video contest was epic fail I figured I throw in a stipulation:
There must be at least 10 entries from different users (not 10 from the same dude) for the contest to happen. This way I figured ya'll might be persuaded to get more folks involved. Spread the word to to far reaches of ILF and other forums! It would be such a fraking bummer if no one entered again.
Here's my contest submission:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwnL5x-ivRo[/youtube]
Before you ask, no I will not pick my joke for the win and my submission does not count. Figured you guys could use some encouragement.
Now go forth and make some LULZ!
There must be at least 10 entries from different users (not 10 from the same dude) for the contest to happen. This way I figured ya'll might be persuaded to get more folks involved. Spread the word to to far reaches of ILF and other forums! It would be such a fraking bummer if no one entered again.
Here's my contest submission:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwnL5x-ivRo[/youtube]
Before you ask, no I will not pick my joke for the win and my submission does not count. Figured you guys could use some encouragement.
Now go forth and make some LULZ!
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aw man... I was depending on other ppl not entering for me to win it. I'm lazy and don't wanna make a vid at all if i'm one of two entries and the contest is just cancelled.
i might still do it anyway but i'm not gonna do all the editing and fun stuff that i was originally planning.
i might still do it anyway but i'm not gonna do all the editing and fun stuff that i was originally planning.
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Re: WIN A BBS! tell your best musician joke and win!
I was kind of hoping to be the only one to submit a video and win by default too.
I'll still make a video, but probably not for a week or so when things are a bit less hectic for me (and hopefully I'll think of something really funny by then. And if I don't win, I'm pretty sure I'll just buy one anyway.

I'll still make a video, but probably not for a week or so when things are a bit less hectic for me (and hopefully I'll think of something really funny by then. And if I don't win, I'm pretty sure I'll just buy one anyway.

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maz91379 wrote:Can they be jokes about musicians ?
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post a video of you delivering a music/musician related joke before Christmas Eve 12/24 11:59 pm and win a BBS!
Looks like a yes to me.
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jbPAbvbMhs[/youtube]
Laugh, Lawrence, laugh!
Laugh, Lawrence, laugh!
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LeDominique wrote:Laugh, Lawrence, laugh!
now, let's see a few more posts

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smile_man wrote:LeDominique wrote:Laugh, Lawrence, laugh!
now, let's see a few more posts
this!
LeDominique wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jbPAbvbMhs[/youtube]
Laugh, Lawrence, laugh!
and i laughed.
good job.
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So yeah, I'm not very good at telling jokes. Never have been. But here you go!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG1BWuI7Rbw[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG1BWuI7Rbw[/youtube]
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colin wrote:So yeah, I'm not very good at telling jokes. Never have been. But here you go!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG1BWuI7Rbw[/youtube]
That's funny, dude!
Good delivery!
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