Gear you could never use because youd feel like a jackass

Gearmond · Post by **Gearmond** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 3:47 am

shredder guitars, gretsch guitars (i love them, but i always feel like an ass playing them because its like "oh, you have a gretsch but you don't play rockabilly?), anything with a bright sunburst, or a highly figured top with a transparent color finish, carvins, and boss and line 6 pedals.

aww, come on. ArK amps are gorgeous! they're like art modern! tiki sculptures. but amp form.

also any Warwick bass that isn't a thumb or a dolphin.

Mudfuzz · Post by **Mudfuzz** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 3:50 am

Achtane · Post by **Achtane** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 3:51 am

Anything that comes out of a coffin case.

theavondon · Post by **theavondon** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 3:55 am

Achtane wrote:Anything that comes out of a coffin case.

Correct. Used to have a bass that would either fit the extremely expensive case made for it, or a coffin case. I shilled out the extra $60 for the not lame case.

phantasmagorovich · Post by **phantasmagorovich** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 5:07 am

Dude! Kazoos are excellent!

morange · Post by **morange** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 7:17 am

A shiny, new strat. All I ever see is old guys playing them; they're like a shiny new car, or a trophy wife. Tasteless.
A beat up, new strat. It's so obvious that you bought it like that, the wear doesn't look natural at all. It's like those jeans the guy from Nickleback is wearing in that earlier post: douche jeans.

I've got a floyd rose in my strat; I don't use the trem bar. I lock the nut and use the microtuners, very useful. Plus, it looks less like a strat, which is a good thing because they're so common it's getting to be painful to see or play them, however comfortable and great they are.

SPACERITUAL · Post by **SPACERITUAL** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 10:46 am

Gearmond wrote:aww, come on. ArK amps are gorgeous! they're like art modern! tiki sculptures. but amp form.

I DO NOT WANT TO PLAY OUT OF A TIKI!

actually i kinda REALLY want to play out of a tiki! BUT THEY ARE NOT TIKIS! THEY ARE UGLY AND I HATES THEM PRECIOUS!

masked elwood · Post by **masked elwood** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 11:27 am

Mudfuzz wrote:

i have an kazoo with a pick up in it. the thing is a noise factory when put through a pedalboard and amp. :thumb:

SPACERITUAL · Post by **SPACERITUAL** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 11:48 am

when are we going to see pics of this outrageous collection of yours?

Gearmond · Post by **Gearmond** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 12:38 pm

SPACERITUAL wrote:
Gearmond wrote:aww, come on. ArK amps are gorgeous! they're like art modern! tiki sculptures. but amp form.

I DO NOT WANT TO PLAY OUT OF A TIKI!

actually i kinda REALLY want to play out of a tiki! BUT THEY ARE NOT TIKIS! THEY ARE UGLY AND I HATES THEM PRECIOUS!

DON'T DENY THE FACT THAT THEY'RE OOBER GORGEOUS

Mudfuzz · Post by **Mudfuzz** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 12:53 pm

masked elwood wrote:
Mudfuzz wrote:

i have an kazoo with a pick up in it. the thing is a noise factory when put through a pedalboard and amp.

Ah, but you have to see that I sometimes play in/for a blues/american band with a dude that has done Jugband stuff for like fifty years and every now and then whips out the kazoo... I makes you feel like you are on the muppet show...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkiOm-vmpcY[/youtube]

On a side-ish note I have found that the Blue Box killz for jug tunes as you can get this weird "jug-tub" type of sound with it :lol:

Post by **FuzzHugger** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 1:42 pm

Anything that paints me into a genre.
Also, sorry guys, but any PRS.

smile_man · Post by **smile_man** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 3:28 pm

Tom Dalton wrote:Anything that paints me into a genre.

laterallateral · Post by **laterallateral** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 3:54 pm

Tom Dalton wrote:Anything that paints me into a genre.

So... Anything but Strats, Teles, Les Pauls and SG's then?

Mudfuzz · Post by **Mudfuzz** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 4:05 pm

laterallateral wrote:
Tom Dalton wrote:Anything that paints me into a genre.

So... Anything but Strats, Teles, Les Pauls and SG's then?

Hey now! Vees fit into this too and they are cooler then everything else

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