Gear you could never use because youd feel like a jackass

dubkitty · Post by **dubkitty** » Fri Dec 17, 2010 5:36 pm

carne bovina? more like 100% caca de vaca.

futuresailors · Post by **futuresailors** » Fri Dec 17, 2010 6:29 pm

^

Anything goes as long as you don't look like one of those jackasses from TGP whilst playing.

masked elwood · Post by **masked elwood** » Fri Dec 17, 2010 6:37 pm

dubkitty wrote:
really expensive instruments...i'd feel like a total dick rocking a $6000 guitar. "look at me, i has moneez!"

i'll have to take exception to this.
and i write this with a smile on my face.....just a diff view. :lol:

i gig with my vintage guitars and feel if you don't use your vintage guitar you're a poser.
why have a nice guitar and not use it? why call a guitar a nice "piece"??? ... those people piss me off.
granted in all my travels and the 100's of guitars that have gone thru my hands i have never spent more the 2000 and only did that twice. a 53 gretsch and a 55 gibson ES 295. i gave the gretsch away.
one of my go to guitar is a 56 TV jr (my cost 500)...i could get 5000 easy for it...i use it. i never think that i am showing off..just using my fave guitar. people prob think its a new one anyway.
i just have always liked guitars, amps,and all that shite,
but i guess im a jackass and dick.
:whateva:

SPACERITUAL · Post by **SPACERITUAL** » Fri Dec 17, 2010 6:39 pm

Please give me an expensive gretsch.

dorfmeister · Post by **dorfmeister** » Fri Dec 17, 2010 6:58 pm

Pointy Metal Guitars
Guitars with locking trems.
Anything endorsed by a metal guy....no Dimebag Darrell or EVH, etc.

I guess I wouldn't want anything endorsed by somebody else. If it smacks at all of metal since the 1980's i wouldn't want it.

hazelwould · Post by **hazelwould** » Fri Dec 17, 2010 7:07 pm

I'd have a hard time with a double neck 4/6. I almost NEED one, for the sake of convenience, but I don't think I could bring myself to getting one. There is this though:
http://cgi.ebay.com/Satin-WH-Headless-D ... 267wt_1141
Not a bad price. IDK though.

I'd have a hard time rocking a PRS, or most of those other "custom" guitars. I couldn't rock a mandolin, or banjo either. As far as pedals, I don't think I could ever have any of that cornish, bfje, tone czar, and other insanely expensive gear. Or even a gigantic board for that matter. It just BEGGING to get stolen. :idk:

Trifarce · Post by **Trifarce** » Fri Dec 17, 2010 7:17 pm

those signature guitars where the name of the artist is all over the guitar, or if they made it look really outrageous on purpose

futuresailors · Post by **futuresailors** » Fri Dec 17, 2010 7:22 pm

hazelwould wrote:I'd have a hard time with a double neck 4/6. I almost NEED one, for the sake of convenience, but I don't think I could bring myself to getting one. There is this though:
http://cgi.ebay.com/Satin-WH-Headless-D ... 267wt_1141
Not a bad price. IDK though.

I'd have a hard time rocking a PRS, or most of those other "custom" guitars. I couldn't rock a mandolin, or banjo either. As far as pedals, I don't think I could ever have any of that cornish, bfje, tone czar, and other insanely expensive gear. Or even a gigantic board for that matter. It just BEGGING to get stolen.

So what would you feel like playing one of these?

Achtane · Post by **Achtane** » Fri Dec 17, 2010 7:24 pm

hazelwould wrote:I'd have a hard time with a double neck 4/6. I almost NEED one, for the sake of convenience, but I don't think I could bring myself to getting one. There is this though:
http://cgi.ebay.com/Satin-WH-Headless-D ... 267wt_1141
Not a bad price. IDK though.

ugh stop posting thissss

After I get out of my job and into a half-decent one I might buy one of those...or one of his other doublenecks.
I really don't have a need for it and I'm not sure how lame I would look with one. BUT I WANT ONE.
But...will I just be that "Boris wannabe guy" to other people?

And is it even a half-decent guitar? It is a mystery.

SPACERITUAL · Post by **SPACERITUAL** » Fri Dec 17, 2010 7:28 pm

Yeah i really universally hated prs guitars until i saw this video....

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WptignJ_qs[/youtube]

Baxandall · Post by **Baxandall** » Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:04 pm

Love those guys. I got their first two albums. I think both were on AmRep. They made a huge jump in recordings between the two. The first was all emotion and the second seemed just plain evil to me at the time. I noticed the second seemed very computer based like what happened with Cows at the exact same time.

dubkitty · Post by **dubkitty** » Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:07 pm

masked elwood wrote:i'll have to take exception to this.
and i write this with a smile on my face.....just a diff view.

i gig with my vintage guitars and feel if you don't use your vintage guitar you're a poser.
why have a nice guitar and not use it? why call a guitar a nice "piece"??? ... those people piss me off.
granted in all my travels and the 100's of guitars that have gone thru my hands i have never spent more the 2000 and only did that twice. a 53 gretsch and a 55 gibson ES 295. i gave the gretsch away.
one of my go to guitar is a 56 TV jr (my cost 500)...i could get 5000 easy for it...i use it. i never think that i am showing off..just using my fave guitar. people prob think its a new one anyway.
i just have always liked guitars, amps,and all that shite,
but i guess im a jackass and dick.

i wasn't talking about the kind of instruments you're describing...i was more referring to the kind of guitars you see that sell for that kind of money new. to some extent Custom Shop Fender/Gibsons, PRS, the Stephen Stern Gretsches, etc., but even moreso the extremely ornate custom-builder types such as Suhr, Anderson, etc. Some of my "feeling like a dick" factor also would be because i just don't feel like i'm that good that i should be playing a $5000 guitar. it would be like going down to the Safeway for groceries in a tuxedo.

Seedy · Post by **Seedy** » Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:34 pm

Achtane wrote:...and I'm not sure how lame I would look with one.

I'm sure.

unownunown · Post by **unownunown** » Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:35 pm

any guitar with robot tuners

SERIOUSLY GIBSON, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

masked elwood · Post by **masked elwood** » Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:51 pm

dubkitty wrote:i was more referring to the kind of guitars you see that sell for that kind of money new. to some extent Custom Shop Fender/Gibsons, PRS, the Stephen Stern Gretsches, etc., but even moreso the extremely ornate custom-builder types such as Suhr, Anderson, etc..

yea...now i'm with ya on that....however all the anderson's i've played are very very well made and sounded great...just too traditional for me...but that's moot...i am high and will shut the fuk up.
.......who the fuk is stephen stern?????? ..... :lol:

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