Gear you could never use because youd feel like a jackass

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Gear you could never use because youd feel like a jackass

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.......theres alot of stuff out there that im not doubting may be really great but i could just never ever use because id feel like a humongous tool.....

Like these pedalboards...http://thronepedalboards.com..i mean i guess the craftsmanship is great and stuff but just couldnt show up to a gig with a big piece of quilted maple...ugh

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For me, it would have to be the "headless" Steinberger guitars. Just can't get down with that.

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Those pedalboards are ridiculous!! :lol:
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Uggh, those Steinbergers are just as cold and ugly to touch as they are to look at. And I hate any guitar that has pretty paintings on it. Ghey. That's what stickers are for.
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I would rather use those pedalboards for sick cabinets (as in kitchen cabinets, not 4x12).
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Lol @ throne pedalboards. Could you imagine the looks you'd get if you brought that shit into some dirty dive bar.

I could never play this guitar without feeling like a fool:

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I bet the first thing people do when they get one of those boards is realize they don't want to put velcro on it :picard:
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The Digitech Whammy. I always feel like a tool when using one. Also, six string basses, Phil Jones amplifiers, anything MarkBass, wireless anything, multi-effects units not by line6, and anything with gold hardware.
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culturejam wrote:For me, it would have to be the "headless" Steinberger guitars. Just can't get down with that.


It is less the headless nature of Steinbergers that bothers me, and more that tiny ass body. I actually quite like the GR / GM style:

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fever606 wrote:
culturejam wrote:For me, it would have to be the "headless" Steinberger guitars. Just can't get down with that.


It is less the headless nature of Steinbergers that bothers me, and more that tiny ass body. I actually quite like the GR / GM style:

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I just cannot get down with the talkbox...


I agree with this. I can get past the headless..ness but it paired with the 2x4 body looks too ridiculous. The wider ones are fine though.
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Achtane wrote:
fever606 wrote:
culturejam wrote:For me, it would have to be the "headless" Steinberger guitars. Just can't get down with that.


It is less the headless nature of Steinbergers that bothers me, and more that tiny ass body. I actually quite like the GR / GM style:

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I just cannot get down with the talkbox...


I agree with this. I can get past the headless..ness but it paired with the 2x4 body looks too ridiculous. The wider ones are fine though.

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