submit your best joke before 11/17 and win a blowing up!

[lawrence scaduto]

here's the deal:

post a video of you delivering a joke before November 17th at noon EST and win a blowing up.

me, lawrence scaduto, is the the judge.

i'm looking for best delivery. if it's someone else's joke, then that's ok. natural funniness is what i'm looking for. extra points for the person that stumbles on a real truth and makes me feel uncomfortable.

be as creative as you wish with your production value.

the joke that makes me laugh the hardest wins.

you must submit your joke via video. text, mp3, image macro or other form of delivery will not count. it must be you doing your best to make me laugh.

the joke video must be embedded in this thread.

what you will win is a custom painted "Blowing Up" fx pedal from Ohnoho. by custom i mean i will decide what you'll get when i whip out my spray paint and stencils. The winning ILF member will not dictate how the pedal/circuit will be built.

if you win you're gonna pay for shipping. $10 for the US. $20 for mexico/canada. $30 for the rest of the world. You must claim your prize by sending me a PM and payment via PayPal before December 1st 2010.
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i'm going away on vacation very soon and will be back the 17th. when i get back i will watch the jokes in order and decide which one i think it the funniest.

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godspeed ILF'ers

I look forward to blowing up your gear.

edit: just to make this more lawyer friendly: you have to be a registered ILF member prior to today. and i reserve to right to cancel this contest at any time. to be even more strict you must say your ILF username in your video intro. this way no one can enter a brilliant Mitch Hedberg one-liner for the win. but if you can do a mitch hedberg impression by all means make me chuckle. you just might win.

[trad3mark]

Do we specifically have to be in the vidja or can it be a vidja of something else, but with the joke involved in some way? i dont have a webcam or anything of the sorts. sadface.

[lawrence scaduto]

Do we specifically have to be in the vidja or can it be a vidja of something else, but with the joke involved in some way? i dont have a webcam or anything of the sorts. sadface.

it's gotta be you delivering the joke.

head to your local apple store/best buy and make video using their computers built in cameras. find a friend with a newer cell phone. everything does video now a days

[trad3mark]

It didn't take much convincing, but i think i'm in.

[htsamurai]

I wish I was funny

[Companda]

I wish I was funny

Well, you're funny looking BOOM

I win.

[Toonster]

Why do you always win?

[Companda]

Why does the Sun shine?

Why do unicorns have sword faces?

Because they, like me, are awesome.

[Toonster]

[Companda]

[elbandito]

Why does the Sun shine?

Why do unicorns have sword faces?

Because they, like me, are awesome.

Companda is definitely the funniest post'r on ILF but can he deliver the jokes face-to-video? Only this contest will determine the truth.

[Companda]

I can determine all kinds of truth right the now.

No.

No I can't.

[tuffteef]

give peace a chance

[lawrence scaduto]

wow. so no one submitted a video.

by default one of you could have posted a video and automatically won.

since there's no winner i'll have to come up with a new contest.

[Bellyheart]

I just aquired capabilities. Extend!