A long time ago I read that Nintendo was developing a contraption for quadriplegics so they could have fun playing the Nintendo Entertainment System. It involved sucking and blowing into a series of tubes. Hopefully they pared down the Konami code a little bit. Contra is hard enough with hands.
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The Confessions Thread
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Re: The Confessions Thread
maz91379 wrote:tuffteef wrote::lol:
gettin dome new fav word
I just remember having an extended conversation with my friends brothers where we used that term extensively in debate. It solidified it into my vocabulary .
Also page 22 is the greatest confessions page yet it has lolz from top to bottom.
ive never heard it used before in such expression yet it makes sense to me
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I don't think any of my sexcapades could ever top that.
And I agree too, there are some nasty thoughts going through my mind when it comes to the possible sex you can have with a quadriplegic.
Again, he is my new hero. Batman doesn't have shit now.
And I agree too, there are some nasty thoughts going through my mind when it comes to the possible sex you can have with a quadriplegic.
Again, he is my new hero. Batman doesn't have shit now.
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MaxMaps wrote:I don't think any of my sexcapades could ever top that.
And I agree too, there are some nasty thoughts going through my mind when it comes to the possible sex you can have with a quadriplegic.
Again, he is my new hero. Batman doesn't have shit now.
batman would probably get all self-righteous and annoying about it
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SPACERITUAL wrote:this story got me banned from another forum when i posted it in their confessional. Time to see what youre made of ILF.AWESOME STORY
yo, SPACERITUAL... those people that dislike you because of that are stupid morons... the girls is not mentally retarded, she was aware of what she was doing and you didn't sexually abuse her... you are, in fact, awesome - i know a plenty people that couldn't even think of being sexually attracted to a handicaped person
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Holy shit. That story was amazing.
At Bonnaroo 2009, I saw a really beautiful girl with one leg, and I couldn't help but think that would allow for several new and interesting sexual position.
At Bonnaroo 2009, I saw a really beautiful girl with one leg, and I couldn't help but think that would allow for several new and interesting sexual position.
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It takes me forever to cum,and while some might consider that a fine attribute to have,sometimes I just wanna get the job done and go smoke a bowl,play guitar,etc.(bear in mind that I enjoy myself,but shit-only so many hours in a day)
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I find vacuuming and flossing two enjoyable and rewarding activities.
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blooghost wrote:It takes me forever to cum,and while some might consider that a fine attribute to have,sometimes I just wanna get the job done and go smoke a bowl,play guitar,etc.(bear in mind that I enjoy myself,but shit-only so many hours in a day)
during last few weeks, i've been struggling with the opposite
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I've got some very kind in my right breast pocket.
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gururyan wrote:I find vacuuming and flossing two enjoyable and rewarding activities.
the joys of cleanliness
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It only just now occurred to me that my ex broke up with me through a text...
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I can't see how anyone could justify not being friends with you on the basis of that, for all of the reasons previously stated. Personally I'm deathly afraid of all handicapped persons (they remind me of zombies)....
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