The Confessions Thread

[theavondon]

My first day off in almost a week and a half....I've been drinking since and playing call of duty MW2 since 10 am. SO WHAT

SO WHAT? YOU'RE SO AWESOME IS MORE LIKE IT.

[tuffteef]

I knowingly use too much butter.

butter up that bacon

[tuffteef]

i really dont enjoy playing in stupid ensembles with a bunch of goons playing bad covers of proud mary just to pass a retarded unit

[tuffteef]

i really dont enjoy playing in stupid ensembles with a bunch of goons playing bad covers of proud mary just to pass a retarded unit

Stab them repeatedly, suspend their bodies on some sort of suspension system, and then puppeteer them doing bad cover songs. You won't just pass but get a high distinction and the respect of your lecturer .

oh the things that pass in my head while i stand at the back strumming my guitar e.g everyone in flames

[bennybanana]

My computer died a couple of days ago and Ive been totally obsessed with trying to get it fixed, life virtually stopped until all of an hour ago when it was reassembled and I can breathe again

[gururyan]

I'm pretty pissed off at the moment. A super rare weekend of debauchery, that has been planned for almost a full year, has just fallen to pieces just days from it's arrival. This "weekend" has been what's getting me through many tough times, the light at the end of my tunnel. Now my tunnel has a giant turd effectively blocking it, permanently corked.

[Seedy]

I knowingly use too much butter.

butter up that bacon

Now bacon up that sausage.

[deadbeatriot]

i have the flu

i feel like shit

[orangeespoom]

x

[gururyan]

I think—no, I know—I am smarter than 75% of the general public...maybe more.
I am disgusted by this same 75%.
There may be more than one way to do things, but my way is the most efficient or wisest.
I hate clutter and disorganization, yet my home office/man cave/studio would prove otherwise.
Unpadded brassieres allow the true form and size of the breast to be shown, a more natural movement, and permit the nipple to raise the out layer of clothing...thus turning me on big time.

god fucking damnit i hate people like you

Why? Are you part of the 75%?

[orangeespoom]

x

[gururyan]

god fucking damnit i hate people like you

fuck you man. seriously, fuck you.

Wow, you don't even know me man. How can an honest confession on my own strike such a nerve? Maybe you are thinking I mean 75% of people I know vs. 75% of the general public. Maybe you don't realize I live in Oklahoma where the numbers of people that didn't even finish high school would blow your mind. I don't what you're thinking or why you are so enraged. Maybe you should step away from the keyboard and go spend some time with friends and family. I mean that in the nicest way, I'm not being vindictive.

[comtrails70]

i've pooped in the atlantic..or it might have been the gulf of mexico..
actually i remember the water being warm so it was probably the gulf.
it was years ago and noone around (wife raced to the shore disgusted) so it was harmless.

[htsamurai]

god fucking damnit i hate people like you

fuck you man. seriously, fuck you.

Wow, you don't even know me man. How can an honest confession on my own strike such a nerve? Maybe you are thinking I mean 75% of people I know vs. 75% of the general public. Maybe you don't realize I live in Oklahoma where the numbers of people that didn't even finish high school would blow your mind. I don't what you're thinking or why you are so enraged. Maybe you should step away from the keyboard and go spend some time with friends and family. I mean that in the nicest way, I'm not being vindictive.

I love ilf...

you guys make me laugh

[tuffteef]

awimoweh awimoweh awimoweh