The Confessions Thread

[mutmoo]

Related confession: I have an urge to listen to Tegan and Sara, but I took said girl to a concert of theirs, and... yeah.

I LOVE TEGAN & SARA

I want to be your best friend.

The Con is easily in my top 5 albums

[McSpunckle]

Half of my time spent browsing this forum is spent wondering if McSpunckle is a boy or a girl... I haz confirmations pls?

McSpunckle is as McSpunckle does.

... so I'm both! : D!

The Con is easily in my top 5 albums

Did I say best friend? I meant friend with benefits.



I haven't listened to anything but Morrissey for 3 days.

[htsamurai]

I'm disappointed in my 9yr old.


...repeatedly.

I laughed way too hard at this
may I ask why?

[gururyan]

I have an unhealthy amount of hate and disdain for my old boss. The fact that so many kiss his ass and put him on a high and undeserving pedestal only makes it worse. Will people ever learn that wealth has no relevance when exposing a person's character, intelligence, or heart? So somebody is a bazillionaire, that's about as relevant as my ability to pick my nose when it comes to the person themselves. Fools! Even after he screws them over for the 37th time, disrespects them to their face, they can't see it! They are blinded by his wealth and still suck him off, happy to do it. Well, I guess you are deserving for being so shallow and clueless.

[gururyan]

I wear my headphones/iPod when grocery shopping.

...no earbuds for me, I stroll the aisles with full cans on. 60's style. Coily cable and all. I've considered wearing roller skates but doubt I would make it 15 ft. in the door due to liability issues.

[the raytownian]

god, that was a funny mental image.

If you feathered your bangs, it'd be even better.

Better still: SHORT SHORTS.

[warwick.hoy]

I don't mean to come in and jock up the place,...but I love ice hockey. (but I hate jocks)

[tuffteef]

i still like kings of leon lol

[gururyan]

...fuckin' ragweed.

[htsamurai]

i still like kings of leon lol

thats pretty embarrassing

[McSpunckle]

i still like kings of leon lol

thats pretty embarrassing

Yeah, dude. This thread wasn't a contest, but you win.

[tuffteef]

i still like kings of leon lol

thats pretty embarrassing

Yeah, dude. This thread wasn't a contest, but you win.

and the prize is a big bowl of shame

[McSpunckle]

Eat up, bitch.



I explain to an imaginary friend what I'm doing while I'm building pedals. Tonight, he's a know-it-all. Trying to tell me what to do. But he's wrong.

[Eric!]

Eat up, bitch.



I explain to an imaginary friend what I'm doing while I'm building pedals. Tonight, he's a know-it-all. Trying to tell me what to do. But he's wrong.

Gary the Gnome?

[deadbeatriot]

and the prize is a big bowl of shame

the prize is sex, but on FIIIYYYAAAHHHHH (literally)

which, just to be clear, has never sounded sexy to me. the thought of my dick coming in contact with open flames is not ok.