ILF Secret Satan 2024 - Small and Cozy edition

[aedes]

I believe in you. You got this!

[UglyCasanova]

Luckily, these last few days leading up the 24th are booked and hectic.

[dubkitty]

my box arrived yesterday. i couldn't resist...i didn't get a lot for my birthday this year. i'm happy, and so is Otis. i'll talk more later after i get to hang out with the stuff.

[D.o.S.]

NO GODS NO [OPENING DATE] MASTERS

[John]

I was so excited about sending stuff that I forgot I'm going to be receiving something! This is cool, it's like successfully hiding weed from myself and then finding it.

Best metaphor ever, I feel the same every year.

I’m positive I will forget at least one more time before the package arrives, at least in part because I am not good at hiding weed anywhere but my lungs and brain cells

[01010111]

My mysterious satan has sent me a package!!

Also, I went to the post office today and shipped my victim's present out!

MERRY ILFMAS

[Seance]

Is every Secret Satan also an Open Stan?

[Gone Fission]

Open Stan as in supporter of opening? It’s the winter solstice today, so that’s as good a day for an opening as any.



And Festivus is Monday.

I honestly just want to see evidence beyond tracking that the box got there.

[coupleonapkins]

I Sebastian Stan the Man (or otherwise) Who Prefers the Company of Seitan



Need this man 2 portray Ben Gibbard if anything ever interesting happens to Ben Gibbard, tho

[Seance]

I George Can't-Stanza.


But if we can't sit on protocol, we'll stand for anything.

With Winter Solstice it's always darkest before daylight hours start increasing once again.

Secret Seitan is just another tricky protein trickster in sheep's clothing for vegetarians to wolf down.

As it should be.

[D.o.S.]

My personal rule of thumb has been to avoid opening before my stalkee has received their package, but that's just me.

[Gone Fission]

My personal rule of thumb has been to avoid opening before my stalkee has received their package, but that's just me.

I go that way too, but I waive that for my stalker.

[cantremember]

My personal rule of thumb has been to avoid opening before my stalkee has received their package, but that's just me.

This is how I feel about it as well. I received my package last week but just dropped off mine a few days ago. I wasn't planning on opening until I see the tracking update say delivered. Anyway, it was a stressful stretch there but everyone I asked to contribute pulled through in the end. I'm pretty stoked on how it all turned out. I think this is the third or forth time I've done this and each time I'm like man, why did I sign up for this, its stressful. This year I feel like I did a way better job. At least until I got to the post office and realized I forgot to write a note. That was a complete disaster but I'll take it haha.

[crochambeau]

My personal rule of thumb has been to avoid opening before my stalkee has received their package, but that's just me.

Yeah, this is going to be my angle as well. I did receive my parcel today, and I have shipped, just gotta let the postal elves get their boogie on.

[UglyCasanova]

Fuck that kumbaya shit, I'm opening mine tomorrow.