Wouldn't it be awesome

[Sockgazer]

If there was like a Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory type thing for Fuzz/effects pedals?

Imagine how awesome it would be.

"Here we're actually making REAL Fuzz Faces - they actually have fuzzy facial hair growing from the case!"

"We built a time machine into a flanger so we can get Through-Zero without any delay!"

"Here we've built a looper pedal that actually makes you physically replay what you just played over and over!"

"Here are the vats where we grow the Klon clones..."

"We managed to make a phaser that makes the most psychedelic sound possible; by actually phasing your tone in and out of reality!"

"This is a pedal that makes your guitar sound like Vin Diesel."

"Here's a fuzz pedal so fuzzy that it actually distorts the shape of your leads while playing!"

"We call this effect the "comb filter". The frequencies coming through a sufficient large speaker actually comb your hair for you while you practice, thus saving you a lot of time before your indie gig."

"This pedal makes your guitar sound like a piano. Being dropped on top of a fat lady."

"This goes up to 11. No, it really goes up to 11."

[Jero]

Those were

[hclapp219]

If anyone would have this it would be EHX. Mike Matthews is the raunchy Willy Wonka of effects pedals.

[Sockgazer]

Yeah, pretty much. I love the Willy Wonka-ish feel of EHX pedals. ZVEX tries to do something similar but it didn't stick.

EHX pedals are so pricey though, sadly, and a lot of them aren't as usable as they first seem unless you use them in conjunction with something else(like in the Effectology videos). I wish I had enough money and space for a ton of EHX pedals. They really are the best company.

[spacelordmother]

Yeah, pretty much. I love the Willy Wonka-ish feel of EHX pedals. ZVEX tries to do something similar but it didn't stick.

EHX pedals are so pricey though, sadly, and a lot of them aren't as usable as they first seem unless you use them in conjunction with something else(like in the Effectology videos). I wish I had enough money and space for a ton of EHX pedals. They really are the best company.

+1 @ Mike = Willy.

They have such a huge range between the ultra-cheaps and the uber-spendys!

[whiskey_face]

haunting mids house

[sevenSHARPnine]

:lol:

Those were

Those were definitely hilarious. The one about the indie gig cracked me up

[Eric!]

One of the neatest pedals of all time: SMMH
It is my Everlasting Gobstopper.

[modernage]

Instead of buying Wonka bars, you'd have to buy an pedal. And instead of a golden ticket, you'd need to find a fake cockroach (or wooden nickel) like inside Malekko's effects.

[tuffteef]

possibly a store idea if anyones in the market to open a g and p shoppe?