NEW ILF HEADER!

[FuzzHugger]

Just April 1st shenanigans. Actually did this same one a decade ago, and some people thought we'd been hacked, or sold out to a porn site...which is kind of baffling, but it successfully threw some people.

This new armpit one is not ok. That's fucked up, yo.

HOW?

Armpits =/= pr0n.

Certainly not, but I assume it's a niche.

I didn't intend to suggest armpit hair anything but natural...NOR unnecessarily sexualize armpits...NOR kink-shame anyone into pits.
Just make a few people go, "oh shit, what happened," and get people get fired. Ya, know. April Fools.

My wife and I both have armpit hair, because we're humans. I'm indifferent to armpits, and could take them or leave them.

Not sure what's going on in here anymore but I mainly browse at work and can't risk someone reporting me for whatever is going on in header.

APRIL FOOLS! SORRY YOU LOST YOUR JOB.

[Scruffie]

Not sure what's going on in here anymore but I mainly browse at work and can't risk someone reporting me for whatever is going on in header.

APRIL FOOLS! SORRY YOU LOST YOUR JOB.

[UglyCasanova]

Tom, me and my wife shave our armpits because... Idk why, I guess I just tried it once and noticed my overall BO went down even though it was pretty low to begin with, and my wife I guess always has. Idk. Ask her.

New header makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside, which is good because I don't have armpit hair and it's cold here.

[cantremember]

Not sure what's going on in here anymore but I mainly browse at work and can't risk someone reporting me for whatever is going on in header.

APRIL FOOLS! SORRY YOU LOST YOUR JOB.

No worries, I've secretly wished for that to happen for years.

[Scruffie]

New header makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside, which is good because I don't have armpit hair and it's cold here.

Somebody's fishing for armpit merkins from this years secret Santa...

[MaxMaps]

the buttholes are gone

[UglyCasanova]

New header makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside, which is good because I don't have armpit hair and it's cold here.

Somebody's fishing for armpit merkins from this years secret Santa...

Had to google merkins. Did not disappoint!

[Velcro Bottom]

Armpits =/= pr0n.

Don't judge me.

[Blackened Soul]

There is always everything for everybody...

I asume! it exists https://www.google.com/search?client=sa ... 8&oe=UTF-8 didn't click any of the links but for those of you that are curious and aren't at work... Oh shit yeah that... so my company has all the phones on one google account... and so the browser history is shared... and anyone can see the history.. and one/some of the field guys use them to search for stuff... and the one/ones that do seem to be um... trump minded and search fox/racist/glock toys.. my co worker has made looking up the history [he has reported it twice to deaf ears.. ] into a game called "what Racist Shit Did They Search For Today"...

[qersty]

this is some fine armpit discourse

but yeah i know some folks into pits...

[Dandolin]

ILF Header Sequence '21: the Master Play Class

[oldangelmidnight]

Tom, me and my wife shave our armpits because... Idk why, I guess I just tried it once and noticed my overall BO went down even though it was pretty low to begin with, and my wife I guess always has. Idk. Ask her.

New header makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside, which is good because I don't have armpit hair and it's cold here.

Everybody knows Norwegians don't have armpit hair.

[oldangelmidnight]

I like the new toolbar icon.

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[MaxMaps]

Bring back the armpits / buttholes

[cosmicevan]

when you stop to think about it...shouldn't the arm pit really be the opposite of the elbow? What we call armpits should probably be called body pits...although that belly button...