Be afraid of your gear

[goroth]

Horses have too much god damned gear, and not enough are called Steve.

If you are reading this, and you are a horse, sell your saddle, stirrups, blinkers. Stop brushing your goddamned mane and get in the woodshed and start on your pentatonics.

Horses don't have possessions. Horses are always in the woodshed. Get on their level.

[Sentient Twig]

I did this but non-ironically. All pedals, gone. Amps, gone. Then I realized the knobs on my guitar were too distracting. Gone. Pickup switch was taking away precious time to practice arpeggios; gone. I'm so good now you have no idea.

[goroth]

The twig gets it.

Well done Steve.

[coldbrightsunlight]

you gotta know that the twig CAME FROM the woodshed. The woodshed is life.

[crochambeau]

In my esteemed opinion, horses are basically giant rats.

[dubkitty]

nah, that's deer. they're worse than rats, because when you hit a rat with your car it doesn't cause $5K worth of damage.