WARNING TO THE GAY BOYS

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Re: WARNING TO THE GAY BOYS

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If you suck your own dick... should you wear a condom?
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Here's a good one... if you do think sucking your own dick is gay. And IF you don't want to be gay. Would you suck your own dick in exchange for a hootie to become a blowfish and suck your dick?
Let's review.
-You think sucking your own dick is gay.
-Being gay is not really your thing.
-The person of your dreams offers to suck your dick if you can suck your own dick.
What do you do?
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And before I'm accused of anything.... I'd suck my own dick regardless. Like I said in the other thread... I got an ittsy, bittsy, teanie, weaner, polka dot... PENIS. It's terrible. It looks like heffalump from Winnie the Pooh.
If I could suck my own dick I would leave the house ever less than I do now. Hootie Girls not applicable.
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"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: WARNING TO THE GAY BOYS

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Is it not the difference between jacking yourself off vs jacking someone else off
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fcknoise wrote:Is it not the difference between jacking yourself off vs jacking someone else off
I'm asking the questions here buddy. There's new small dicked $heriff in town. It's a matter of "what do you think?"
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Actually, while I have you here. "I have something... I think it's again comes down to being an idiot. Those mini pedals... it's like my brain doesn't understand how all the tone can fit. It's more a problem with gain pedal than anything.... but with like a big muff... when I stomp on the thing my sound gets big."
LMAO Bravo.
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In addendum to "while I have you here" finally finished the ILFCast you did. OMG, "Summer In My Veins"... you're descriibing a very particular period of my life (listening to that album and the whole I Am a Lake of Burning Orchids catalogue (Including various projects). Good stuff. Pretty sure I posted that in the recently necro bumped thread about harsh noise pop (I might not have). WILD!
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"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: WARNING TO THE GAY BOYS

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Nevermind. I didn't initially post it. Psychic Vampire (RIP) did viewtopic.php?f=150&t=52919
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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