The Thread About The Gear To Post On Social Media

[D.o.S.]

what if it's a severed toe? Wraps still apply?

[crochambeau]

what if it's a severed toe? Wraps still apply?

I put severed toes in the cultural artifact/for flavor category, those get a pass.

[retinal orbita]

I often post gear pics surrounded by severed feet or hands I purchased from the Halloween store

But am I getting ENOUGH likes? That’s the juicy marrow we’re all trying to figure out

[coldbrightsunlight]

https://www.cbc.ca/shortdocs/features/t ... th-a-human


That's the toe for me

[D.o.S.]

I often post gear pics surrounded by severed feet or hands I purchased from the Halloween store

But am I getting ENOUGH likes? That’s the juicy marrow we’re all trying to figure out

well do you have a signature pedal in the works based off the number of likes? Has it sold out?

If no and no, please reread.

[Eivind August]

I'm afraid of gear, can we please not post it?

[retinal orbita]

I'm afraid of gear, can we please not post it?

We cannot not not post it

[UglyCasanova]

I know the guy who grabbed Sonic Crayon pedals (and plastered them with stickers) by using bots in case anyone wants a boost in double clicks.

Requirements: 5k followers, payment in small rubber hands i can put on my fingers to be quirky in my demos.

Thanks for looking.

[Achtane]

I haven't posted any pics of my 80's Yamaha synths 'cause my succulents haven't had full sun in a while.

[mr. sound boy king]

I can pull ~8 likes on the 'gram when I post my gear doing its thing. I can pull 9 likes if I show my plant, lord, has it come to this? One has one's twig and one's white-washed everything and one appears quite spiritual as one patches his synthesizer or, indeed, noodles his pedal. This is me at my most vulnerable, the scene seems to say. Well, I have news for you, buddy, there's nothing spiritual about being rich enough to afford a fancy fuckin' twig and special meditation habitat for your delicate soul! One must realize the regulars do not have access to this level of spirit-twig and that is what gets the likes. Follow the money and you will become a spiritual mess mate of the ones who post this way. As for me, my 9 likes I get by the work of my HANDS in the manner of a true human being... not some higher self garbage man ambient man. Yeah, so I twist the knobs and press the buttons, by god, and earn my likes. So much to say I am running a ramshackle synth rig which is quite unpopular but it is what it is. At least no one is down voting my 'gram posts or trying to shame me because the last one who shamed my poor gear on the 'gram got a stern DM about it from me. So who is a dork now? For those who are curious, I also press fifty tapes of my amazing music at a time and can sell up to six tapes. I can sell four tapes to people I know and two tapes to strangers. That makes me quite the famous man in my own home... and that is why I will never, ever sell my Teenage Engineering shirt or socks.

[$harkToootth]

I'm trying to think of creative poses for my hands to go over my gear but I cleverly have a finger down and a part of my penis is in there instead to trick the MODS!
Like a dick on a timebender. Good stuff.

[coupleonapkins]

One of the thotties I follow on teh gram posted a vid of her holding a joint and her index finger HAD A FUDGING BAND AID ON IT like whaddyagonna du baby did you shred that sweet wheat meat just 4 ME?!?!?!?!? Then I saved it and reposted it with the text EAT THE CAKE ANIME and a buncha sailor moon stickers and I got like 117 views and then she blocked me