Velvet Hammer, please, unlock the $22 Metal Zone thread...

[Dandolin]

[coldbrightsunlight]

case closed

[coupleonapkins]

This pedal is older than my wife!

Borat Voice My Wife

I didn't say that, retinal orbita, "GassyMan69" (subsequent alt. acct.) did.

case closed

[coldbrightsunlight]

Someone make me this t-shirt

[coupleonapkins]

Many iterations of both shirts are all over teepublic, etsy & redbubble, FYI

[coldbrightsunlight]

Someone buy me this already existing t-shirt

[retinal orbita]

I didn't say that, retinal orbita, "GassyMan69" (subsequent alt. acct.) did.

Sorry forgot to take your name out of the quote - I knew that!!

[dubkitty]

This pedal is older than my wife!

SO many places to go from this, and not a one with a shred of humanity to it. i'm going with "but it's louder than my wife when i stomp it instead of her."

[Chankgeez]

You should post that in his thread. Nobody seems to've really taken his bait.

[Dandolin]

winter is coming; let's warm our hands by the fire

[D.o.S.]

This thread really reminded me how much I couldn't fucking stand Bossman.

https://www.thegearpage.net/board/index ... t-31370775

For those who could be fucked to visit TGP:

"First time poster, long time lurker.

bought a Boss GE7 off Reverb last week with the plan to get cheapest one to then send to Analogman to have modded.

The picture was just front, but when I got it, it won for dirtiest pedal I ever got from Reverb. 45 min later from cleaning, I decided to check the serial - Made in Japan Jan 1982.

was around before the Berlin Wall was taken down and John Belluci was still alive. Michael Jacksons Thriller was released.

This pedal is older than my wife!

Should I be excited or return it??"

Bet he paid more than $22

For his wife?

Also, if we're talking Flag parody shirts, this masterpiece has yet to be dethroned:

[dubkitty]

[coupleonapkins]

@cashflagg 2 thread

Also.....

[Dandolin]

[Dandolin]

i'll just leave this here
https://www.gearnews.com/covid-conspira ... t-5g-chip/