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Re: Velvet Hammer, please, unlock the $22 Metal Zone thread

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LOL, Google translate is failing me. I'm gettin':

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"fucking zero songs" for "jävla nollåttor"

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"Fucking zero-eight", "Damn zero eights" or "Wax zero eights" for "Jävla noll-åttor"
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is there a legal limit for blood caffeine level in Scandinavian nations?
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I think you have to die first? :idk: :snax: :doom:
psychic vampire. wrote:The important take away from this thread: Taoism and Ring Modulators go together?
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:lol: sounds like a setup for a John Ajvide Lindqvist novel. :snax:
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:lol: :thumb: :yay:
psychic vampire. wrote:The important take away from this thread: Taoism and Ring Modulators go together?
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This thread really reminded me how much I couldn't fucking stand Bossman.
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Chankgeez wrote:LOL, Google translate is failing me. I'm gettin':

:ilw:


"fucking zero songs" for "jävla nollåttor"

&

"Fucking zero-eight", "Damn zero eights" or "Wax zero eights" for "Jävla noll-åttor"
You got it right there!
Also 08 is the area code for Stockholm.
This might be crucial to parsing google's translation attempts.
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:erm: :lol: :hug: They should hurry the fuck up with Google Slang then. :snax: :poke: :idk:
psychic vampire. wrote:The important take away from this thread: Taoism and Ring Modulators go together?
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jrfox92 wrote:This thread really reminded me how much I couldn't fucking stand Bossman.
https://www.thegearpage.net/board/index ... t-31370775

For those who could be fucked to visit TGP:

"First time poster, long time lurker.

bought a Boss GE7 off Reverb last week with the plan to get cheapest one to then send to Analogman to have modded.

The picture was just front, but when I got it, it won for dirtiest pedal I ever got from Reverb. 45 min later from cleaning, I decided to check the serial - Made in Japan Jan 1982.

was around before the Berlin Wall was taken down and John Belluci was still alive. Michael Jacksons Thriller was released.

This pedal is older than my wife!

Should I be excited or return it??"
psychic vampire. wrote:The important take away from this thread: Taoism and Ring Modulators go together?
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Sweet dealin's: here
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Let me guess: the same guy doesn't want to touch a guitar that was made after 1975?
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Chankgeez wrote:This pedal is older than my wife!
Borat Voice My Wife :facepalm:
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I didn't say that, retinal orbita, "GassyMan69" (subsequent alt. acct.) did. :p :lol: :snax:
psychic vampire. wrote:The important take away from this thread: Taoism and Ring Modulators go together?
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Sweet dealin's: here
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The thread needs to be unlocked. You're basically censoring history at this point. It's important. The case needs to be revisited for the kids. For the next generation of fuzzers. The ones doing death metal riffs to trap beats.

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Chankgeez wrote:
jrfox92 wrote:This thread really reminded me how much I couldn't fucking stand Bossman.
https://www.thegearpage.net/board/index ... t-31370775

For those who could be fucked to visit TGP:

"First time poster, long time lurker.

bought a Boss GE7 off Reverb last week with the plan to get cheapest one to then send to Analogman to have modded.

The picture was just front, but when I got it, it won for dirtiest pedal I ever got from Reverb. 45 min later from cleaning, I decided to check the serial - Made in Japan Jan 1982.

was around before the Berlin Wall was taken down and John Belluci was still alive. Michael Jacksons Thriller was released.

This pedal is older than my wife!

Should I be excited or return it??"
Bet he paid more than $22
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:lol: Looks like most sold last week went for prices in the $60 to $80 range. :eek:
psychic vampire. wrote:The important take away from this thread: Taoism and Ring Modulators go together?
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Sweet dealin's: here
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