If you had your own line of pedals, what would you name them

Sockgazer · Post by **Sockgazer** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 10:31 pm

Obviously if you're a builder that's kinda cheating.

Me, I can't solder worth a fuck.

I would call them:

The Sack Scratcher
Barbed Bacon
Dennis Drive
Anus Party
The Your Mother
Roast Johnny
Wang Jibbler
The Super Picard
Loaves and the Fuzzes
Devious Dickhead
The Ball Buster
The Tit Magnet
Rectum Fisher(two Anus Parties in one pedal)
Unlimited Delay Works
The Bumblecunt
Motorised Jackalope
Panty Snatcher
Cocksnapper
Fortitude Save
Afro Termite
Ovarian Octave
The Cesarean Section
Sealed Nipple Jar

I would my company "Levitating Ostrich".

All tweaked and optimised to be run into a '65 Amp Soho.

bdunlap · Post by **bdunlap** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:02 pm

Shitmuscle Effects

Ben Franklin's Secret Prostitute Garden Analog Delay
Taintpunch Fuzz
The Dying Magician Overdrive
Nadnipples Distortion/Boost

cloudscapes · Post by **cloudscapes** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:08 pm

Torque Cumbubble FX
Pigeon Shit Tones
No, I'm Not Really Drunk FX
Midget Cyclops
Technicolor Lawsuit Sounds
Fall Into Goldfish Matlock FX
Oh God I Should Be In Bed FX

Noise... · Post by **Noise...** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:11 pm

And here I though "Li'l Bastard" and "Bad Mother Fuzzer" were slightly offensive. :lol:

Sockgazer · Post by **Sockgazer** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:20 pm

Solid names so far.

theshoegazer · Post by **theshoegazer** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:25 pm

Fortitude Save is an awesome name. You mind if I build a bass booster with that name and an etched or stamped 20 side die graphic on it?

CBA · Post by **CBA** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:36 pm

elbandito · Post by **elbandito** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:57 pm

BigHed, cuz my head is fucking HUUUGE.

Seriously... I wear a 8.75" fitted cap.

Mudfuzz · Post by **Mudfuzz** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:26 am

The Fluffy Bunny Device

metalmariachi · Post by **metalmariachi** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:50 am

My f***ing amp blew up: distortion
I’m late: delay or bad news from girlfriend.
PMS: intense fuzz
Jeans creamer: a different flavor of fuzz
Wet Dream: reverb

I call the company Harmonious discord.

Of course I would never buy any pedal with those names myself.

MM

mutmoo · Post by **mutmoo** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:51 am

Pedalphile Effects
Creature Double Features

smallsnd/bigsnd · Post by **smallsnd/bigsnd** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:26 am

uncle muscles' funtime emporium effects extravaganza
and the
poo poo buzzemfuzzem

theavondon · Post by **theavondon** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 4:16 am

Poop. (analog delay with vibrato)
Butts.(fuzz)
Farts.(boost)
All done by Incredibly Immature FX.

That way, when someone points to my board and asks me "What's that?", I can just say what I already want to say.

elbandito · Post by **elbandito** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:48 am

smallsnd/bigsnd wrote:uncle muscles' funtime emporium effects extravaganza
and the
poo poo buzzemfuzzem

ladies and gents, we have a winner! :lol:

spacelordmother · Post by **spacelordmother** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:43 pm

theshoegazer wrote:Fortitude Save is an awesome name. You mind if I build a bass booster with that name and an etched or stamped 20 side die graphic on it?

DO EET and build me one!

ilovefuzz.com

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