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Any thread for a hype pedal pre-order...
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The homies when you ask how the harsh noise wall mastering turnt out

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When one of your amps on the stereo rig keeps cutting out

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anyone who bought a freakish blues pedal.
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Me and my normal Proco Rat2 surrounded by the many boutique versions with verbose descriptions that go to great lengths to avoid saying "it's a Rat".
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My internal voice after I preordered the KorgTM Wavestate mere hours after saying that I would do no such thing.
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My EGC order

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Upon entering the eurorack thread.
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$harkToootth wrote:When you want Olin to get the Wavestate...
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Olin wrote:My internal voice after I preordered the KorgTM Wavestate mere hours after saying that I would do no such thing.
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When you're actually really happy for Olin and think he'll enjoy the synth...
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Any time you enter a drama thread...
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People who preach on the super popular internet forum ILF...
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multi_s wrote:anyone who bought a freakish blues pedal.
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When you make an anti-joke in a meta-joke thread, but the anti is so meta that thread folds upon itself...
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AND...
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
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When the meta is anti and the anti is meta in a meta and anti thread...
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
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$harkToootth wrote:hyped pedal pre-order...
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