Best for sale listing descriptions?

[Chankgeez]

Still life w/ Fabrikat:



https://reverb.com/item/29427944-pladas ... k-fabrikat

"Fruit not included."

[friendship]

no kiwi no sale, fucko

[coldbrightsunlight]

But I want my fruit you bastard

[adamajah]

And yet I find that picture somehow soothing

[$harkToootth]

What in the fuck?

[echorec]

https://reverb.com/item/29777492-macbeth-elements-grey

It was in the studio of our customer and it was a non smoking and caring environment.

I'm glad they emphasized a positive home life, because no one wants a synth with excessive psychological scarring. If there's one thing I prioritize (other than my synths not smelling like a lot lizard's vintage field kit) it's saying "no" to synths with too much emotional baggage.

[Chankgeez]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzG_J7RCGS0[/youtube]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzG_J7RCGS0

[$harkToootth]

I'm glad they emphasized a positive home life, because no one wants a synth with excessive psychological scarring. If there's one thing I prioritize (other than my synths not smelling like a lot lizard's vintage field kit) it's saying "no" to synths with too much emotional baggage.

Dead. That killed me.

[$harkToootth]

Actually, I recently found out my Korg ARP Odyssey was owned by a man who had an alcoholic father. Do you think the epigenetic imprinting has effected my synth? Is this why the oscillators drift?

Is this the future of gear acquisition? We need a full ancestry .com report before buying the synth or pedal?

Turns out there is no need for repair people. You just need to take your device to a psychologist and/or para-psychologist and/or medium.

[echorec]

A few years ago I was looking at a pedal on Reverb, when I started to contact the seller. I see this guy's name and then Google him---just general curiosity, as sometimes I've bought pedals from pros. (80% of the time I don't do any background checking, unless someone has a really deep collection & I'm curious about their music)

Well it turned out that this guy was a convicted predator, which really soured me on supporting his shop. What really baffles me is where does one find the time? Juggling a job and gear addiction is hard enough---there's so much to research. I feel like if you made a Venn diagram, there'd be hardly any overlap between advanced hobbyists (non-pros) and pedophilia. ---To be a gear aficionado, reliable professional, and a pedo---where does one find the time? That's 3 full-time endeavors right there.

[$harkToootth]

In NYMPHOMANIAC PT. III they're actually adding that element. She's nympho juggling all those men, a professional, and a full time pedal flipper. I've seen the rough cut and there's a scene where she score 5 Cooper FX X Chase Bliss Gen Loss and flips them... then has 5 person orgy. Character development to a whole new level.

In fact, there's a couple scenes where she is browsing ILF to get in on the next Pladask exclusive, for the flip. Lars Von Trier really did his research for this one.

Lars sent me a screen shot actually...

[Eivind August]

[coldbrightsunlight]

Which fuzz is the best for soul crushing cinema?

[echorec]

[coupleonapkins]

Which fuzz is the best for soul crushing cinema?

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