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I'm not being coy... I think I sincerely enjoy fedoras. Does anyone sport one? DO NOT POST PICTURES. Nobody needs to see you or your fedora. KEEP IT CLASSY people.
I recently acquired my Dad's old trench coat too. I think that, with the fedora is a great idea (especially since it pairs well with a 2004 beat up Toyota Camry).
Thoughts on the fedora? If you MUST post pictures please mark them NSFW. Show some tact people.
Other acceptable clothes to post about:
1. Top hats
2. Vests
3. Suspenders
4. Male G-Strings
I recently acquired my Dad's old trench coat too. I think that, with the fedora is a great idea (especially since it pairs well with a 2004 beat up Toyota Camry).
Thoughts on the fedora? If you MUST post pictures please mark them NSFW. Show some tact people.
Other acceptable clothes to post about:
1. Top hats
2. Vests
3. Suspenders
4. Male G-Strings
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Re: Who Wears A Fedora?
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Re: Who Wears A Fedora?
Cowboy Hat, not a fedora. It's "acceptable" in this thread. I just want you 2 know that "I" know.
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Re: Who Wears A Fedora?
That's a "cowboy hat"? 

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Re: Who Wears A Fedora?
Oh Jesus Christ this is terrible... you're right Chank.

THREAD OVER. ABORT!

THREAD OVER. ABORT!
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Re: Who Wears A Fedora?
I may have been talking about Pie Pork Hats tbh.
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"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: Who Wears A Fedora? Or PORK PIE HAT?


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Re: Who Wears A Fedora? Or PORK PIE HAT?
My dad wears fedoras, mostly for gigs, I think the things are neat. I uses to wear them when I was 11-13 because I had acquired a few from my greatgandfather
I think I still have a crushable wide brimmed outdoors type black one somewhere... These days... I have 2 top hats a tall one and a short one [the deadman hat], It's very important to decide on what you think is spiffy and rock it and say fuck the world and being "normal" a hat shouldn't make that statement, yet it does 


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Re: Who Wears A Fedora?
What you guys need are bowlers!$harkToootth wrote:I may have been talking about Pie Pork Hats tbh.
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Re: Who Wears A Fedora? Or PORK PIE HAT?
i have an allsaints fedora which *just* fits my massive melon, but i got it wet a while back and it don't look so good no more 

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Re: Who Wears A Fedora? Or PORK PIE HAT?
I wear stormy kromers everyday the temp is below 50 degrees. Does that count?


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Re: Who Wears A Fedora? Or PORK PIE HAT?
I like those a lot! Yes, it counts!
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Re: Who Wears A Fedora? Or PORK PIE HAT?
Two birds, one stone?:



JonnyAngle wrote:I wear stormy kromers everyday the temp is below 50 degrees. Does that count?

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Re: Who Wears A Fedora? Or PORK PIE HAT?
Oh yeah I get the Elmer Fudd comments a lot.
Think my head is growing because I used to be a solid 7-3/8 but now I’m thinking 7-1/2 will fit better
Think my head is growing because I used to be a solid 7-3/8 but now I’m thinking 7-1/2 will fit better
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Re: Who Wears A Fedora? Or PORK PIE HAT?
It's all the HGH you're taking...
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I always called those hats Holden Caulfield hats.
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I always called those hats Holden Caulfield hats.
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