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Memo To Chankgeez
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Literally laughed out loud at thisretinal orbita wrote:35) Craft beer is out, pickles are in
Also, Sorry if this is bringing up bad blood or anything, but Comesect got banned for life? When did that happen and where was I?
Oh, and:
41) we all have hooks for hands
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@November... I would have PM'd but posting here in case others have similar questions viewtopic.php?f=42&t=55103&p=1334420#p1334420
OR...

OR...

"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Ah, I see. Horse porn...yeah, that makes sense.
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We're getting meta now.


"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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So y’all have the avatars/poster information on the left of the screen?
Why does mine default to the right side? Is it because I’m Canadian?
EDIT: Okay apparently it’s taken me almost 10 years to figure this out?
Why does mine default to the right side? Is it because I’m Canadian?
EDIT: Okay apparently it’s taken me almost 10 years to figure this out?
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Mines on the right side too. Also Canadian. What is this?!retinal orbita wrote:So y’all have the avatars/poster information on the left of the screen?![]()
Why does mine default to the right side? Is it because I’m Canadian?
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There's a place called "board preferences".
Too bad there's no "ILF Dark (profiles LEFT).

…...........................…psychic vampire. wrote:The important take away from this thread: Taoism and Ring Modulators go together?
Sweet dealin's: here
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Fuck I’ll be 40 soon. This is like when I try to explain what a meme is to my mother law....
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I have one of these pedals and I'll be honest, it doesn't sound that great to me.$harkToootth wrote:This should have been on the top of my list but
40. Lame ass fake chase bliss company made people fill out applications to get their lame ass pedal. If it sounds like I'm perturbed about it... it's cause I am. It's not that I wanted the lame ass pedal.. I didn't. I'm not even upset at the principal that people "did" fill out the application to get it. This is fucking capitalism... shit should be easy to buy. We're not rationing chocolate 1943 Europe or building wells in the Congo.. this is a pedal. The Marcel Proust in me wants to sum it up in one sentence... "Prove you're a douche bag so you can buy our douchey pedal."
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As I noted above I was wary due to some very unpleasant things I have heard (but read plausible denials so$harkToootth wrote:38. I did not want to like the JHS Show... but I do. I actually have learned some new things in all his vlogs.
I did not know this. What a bunch of BS.$harkToootth wrote:40. Lame ass fake chase bliss company made people fill out applications to get their lame ass pedal.
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Maybe I'm just high here but what is a Dark Profile? I know dark mode, which I use, but profile...I dunno.Chankgeez wrote:![]()
There's a place called "board preferences".
Too bad there's no "ILF Dark (profiles LEFT).![]()
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The "profiles left" is separate from the "dark". For the "normal" mode you can choose either profiles left or right. Dark mode doesn't have that option. It's only profiles on the right. 
…...........................…psychic vampire. wrote:The important take away from this thread: Taoism and Ring Modulators go together?
Sweet dealin's: here
"Now, of course, Strega is not a Minimoog… and I am not Sun Ra" - dude from MAKENOISE
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Fascists
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Thank you for being honest! I mean... it's still an expensive pedal, so I'm bummed you went through all that for that. Sometimes when you get to the top of a mountain... the only thing there is a fucking Arby's (wait... that's a good thing now?)cantremember wrote:I have one of these pedals and I'll be honest, it doesn't sound that great to me.
But that's not the point. Call me delusional but I just think it's really lame to require what is basically a college essay to buy pedal. Who knows, maybe this is just the next logical step in the evolution of consumerism? Perhaps there will be courses like for SAT prep?
The irony DOES NOT escape me that I have probably (oh 100%, let's not kid ourselves) written way more about this than the people who filled out the application wrote. INB5-1 "if you don't want it, don't fill it out". That irony does not escape me either. I'm just talking shit. That what forums are for.
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"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please