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- oldangelmidnight
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Re: Gear Ma$turb@t0rium: Positive Pickle Symposium
So when's the bourbon bubble going to burst? I could go for some fancypants bourbon...
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Re: Gear Ma$turb@t0rium: Real Issue When You Have Hooks As H
^^^^MechaGodzilla wrote:my aunt bought my folks some nice port for xmas one year. between them, my brother and me, we got through it in an evening. my aunt was like "how is it all gone already" and it's like... what the hell else is it even for, y'know?coldbrightsunlight wrote:I guess I don't understand the collector mindset when applied to consumables
Exactly. The stuff is for drinking. No beer can taste better than, idk maybe $20 (does not apply in Norway) at the absolute outside for something completely weird and wonderful you try once. And I would need several regular priced beers to convince me that this wasn't a dumb move
I'm not a collector but I can sort of understand the mindset for some things. But not with things that are meant to be eaten/drunk.
Pickles though. Love pickles. i should make some pickles.
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Re: Gear Ma$turb@t0rium: Positive Pickle Symposium
Apparently I'm a Harley Benton shill now.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBpqNrB4s2g[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBpqNrB4s2g
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBpqNrB4s2g[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBpqNrB4s2g
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: Gear Ma$turb@t0rium: Positive Pickle Symposium
Apparently I'm using my vacation to drive 1.5 hours each way to buy a DOD Death Metal Pedal tomorrow... my 6th!
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Re: Gear Ma$turb@t0rium: Real Issue When You Have Hooks As H
Do they self-oscillate or glitch?coldbrightsunlight wrote:Pickles though. Love pickles. i should make some pickles.
D.o.S. wrote:Broadly speaking, if we at ILF are dropping 300 bucks on a pedal it probably sounds like an SNES holocaust.
friendship wrote:death to false bleep-blop
UglyCasanova wrote:brb gonna slap my dick on my stomp boxes
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Re: Gear Ma$turb@t0rium: Positive Pickle Symposium
Take good care of it.retinal orbita wrote:Apparently I'm using my vacation to drive 1.5 hours each way to buy a DOD Death Metal Pedal tomorrow... my 6th!

"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: Gear Ma$turb@t0rium: Positive Pickle Symposium
Pickles at about the 33:30 minute mark:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/sTnHEHzFOFU[/youtube]a
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/sTnHEHzFOFU[/youtube]a
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Re: Gear Ma$turb@t0rium: Positive Pickle Symposium
It was an incredibly pleasant experience!$harkToootth wrote:Take good care of it.retinal orbita wrote:Apparently I'm using my vacation to drive 1.5 hours each way to buy a DOD Death Metal Pedal tomorrow... my 6th!
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Re: Gear Ma$turb@t0rium: Positive Pickle Symposium
Walk me through it...retinal orbita wrote:It was an incredibly pleasant experience!$harkToootth wrote:Take good care of it.retinal orbita wrote:Apparently I'm using my vacation to drive 1.5 hours each way to buy a DOD Death Metal Pedal tomorrow... my 6th!
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
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Re: Gear Ma$turb@t0rium: Positive Pickle Symposium
Also... kind of irrationally want this https://m.thomannmusic.com/harley_benton_bz_7000_nt.htm and this https://m.thomannmusic.com/harley_bento ... 1569362644 (this is $150... it's gunna happen at some point... $180 with shipping to USA... still a no brainer... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHPOOOOOOOOOO D E C I S I O N S).
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: Gear Ma$turb@t0rium: Positive Pickle Symposium
A cool breeze blew through the neighbourhood as I kissed my dog on the nose and my wife on the cheek (she has the flu) and I headed from sunny east end Toronto (3m) to nearby Hamilton (557k). No lineup at the McDonalds drive through for a morning coffee at Coxwell and Queen. The Gardiner Expressway was free and clear with minimal traffic, the 403 a brilliant clear with no accidents and everyone driving 110. I pull off and I am in the downtown core of their beautiful city within minutes and pull up outside a local hospital. The seller is texted and comes down immediately. The product, a DOD Death Metal (FX86b) is a beautiful all black with only a few lines of red blood splatter. The gentleman is polite, I’m illegally parked and we hastily make the swap, shake hands and within 60 seconds I’m driving home, pausing to stop at a Toronto book and record store where I drop off a few wares from my basement and to get a coffee.$harkToootth wrote:Walk me through it...
Then I went to my former rehearsal space, picked up my Ampeg 810 to commission at a local shop and head home. Later I get a call from the record store that I have $360 in shop credit for my wares.
Playlist was:
New FETID LP (really classy)
Death - Leprosy
Gruesome Stuff Relish - Teenage Giallo Grind
Dead Congregation - Graces of the Archangels
All in all, a most pleasant day.
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Re: Gear Ma$turb@t0rium: Positive Pickle Symposium

"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
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Re: Gear Ma$turb@t0rium: Positive Pickle Symposium
Jesus what time did you leave?! I didn't know the Gardiner or 403 were EVER clear?!
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Re: Gear Ma$turb@t0rium: Positive Pickle Symposium
Just popping in to say, I fucking loved Canada when I went last year. Vancouver became my new favorite city. I haven't been to Montreal or Toronto though. Hoping to change that soon.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
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Re: Gear Ma$turb@t0rium: Positive Pickle Symposium
9:30 AM to Hamilton and 10:45 back. Missed the rush hour both ways. I love a Death Metal pedal but I’m not sitting in traffic for one. Even I have my limits.MrNovember wrote:Jesus what time did you leave?! I didn't know the Gardiner or 403 were EVER clear?!
Tomorrow I’m renting a cube van and driving a 70’s teak couch to Guelph to my sister in law and taking her to the dump and maybe Costco. For this kindness I will have a huge space in my basement available to call “a studio” (it’s grim) and I can make all the noise I want. I hooked up a contact mic to a giant sheet of metal and ran it through some effects not realizing my wife is on a business call upstairs.