Hack Jobs!

[Achtane]

https://reverb.com/item/6367139-galaxy- ... 1985-black

Maybe not a hack job, exactly, but I'm liking this one.
"Alright, we have a leaf blower, some glitter I bought on clearance, annnnd....and some guitar parts! Gimme some ideas!"
https://reverb.com/item/16853544-one-of ... ugo-sn-007

[Chankgeez]

https://reverb.com/item/6367139-galaxy- ... 1985-black



Maybe not a hack job, exactly, but I'm liking this one.
"Alright, we have a leaf blower, some glitter I bought on clearance, annnnd....and some guitar parts! Gimme some ideas!"
https://reverb.com/item/16853544-one-of ... ugo-sn-007

Nice finds!

[Mudfuzz]

pickups on both seem out of place as they both look like something you would want to play surf on... get some singles on dem.

[Benn Roe]

You want to play surf on that bandaid guitar? I don't think that would have been my instinct...

[Mudfuzz]

You want to play surf on that bandaid guitar? I don't think that would have been my instinct...

[dubkitty]

"an instrument as highly regarded as King Arthur's Excalibur"

[Chankgeez]

Look it's a steampunk'd Rat:

https://reverb.com/item/17823425-proco-rat2-w-9v-mod

[Chankgeez]

https://reverb.com/item/17838555-modifi ... -sean-rowe

[Benn Roe]

Who the fuck is Sean Rowe?

[MrNovember]

Who the fuck is Sean Rowe?

No idea, but he butchered that guitar

[Chankgeez]

Who the fuck is Sean Rowe?

The dude who's sellin' that guitar.

Who the fuck is Sean Rowe?

No idea, but he butchered that guitar

In his description, he claims he "decorated" it to look like his acoustic:

[Benn Roe]

The listing is actually really fishy. The name of the shop is "Sean's Boutique", and it says Sean Rowe owned the guitar, but everything is written with elusive passive voicing. "It was owned by Sean Rowe" and "It was ... aesthetically modified to look similar to the duct tape pattern on his acoustic/electric guitar" clearly want you to believe that he made the hideous modifications to this guitar and that you're buying it directly from him, but it's not actually making either claim directly. It's a really funny deception to attempt against the fanbase of a virtual unkown. Why would he use duct tape on his iconic acoustic guitar, but then bolt a bunch of plastic to some electric guitar he's not even known for using?

Either way, that beard and that surname have me really suspicious that he's an entity from the black lodge looking to supplant me in this reality. I'm on to you, Sean Rowe, you and Ben Roethlisberger both...

[Chankgeez]

Yeah, I didn't know who Sean Rowe was either.

I always click on the "Message Seller" thing and in this case "To: Sean Rowe" appeared. So, he's not that sneaky. :surprise:

[Benn Roe]

You can never trust an entity from the black lodge.

[Chankgeez]