Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

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Re: Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

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Nice man. Is she chill and all that?
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The Girl got an anti-baby stick implanted.
Not using a condom feels SO INCREDIBLY WRONG. But also pretty fantastic.

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Yeah, the ol IUD is pretty legit.. though from my experiences menstrual cramps can be worse. At least my ex wife were. Grats on the raw-dawging it. :joy:
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Ex-girlfriend had the arm implant 100% foolproof birth control, I give it my highest recommendation.

(She seemed pretty happy about it too)
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I went for the snip :idk:
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Well, girl stayed over the other night and I've been getting the slow fade ever since.

I got the "let's take things slow, you're awesome, don't over think this, we should be friends first, neither of us were really looking for anything, etc."

Oh well, at least I have the fuzz.
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Does she want more D? Or just the one and done? I think modern society trains women to expect dudes to bounce immediately. It's a shame
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No D was had that night. We drank and hung out on my porch till like 4:30 and we both had to work at 9 so when I was presented with the opportunity, I politely suggested we hold off.

I wonder if maybe she got relationship vibes from me saying we shouldn't and freaked out?

No idea, but I'm gonna play it cool and see what happens
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Yeah dawg the cool train may pay dividends.
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WOMEN AMIRITE
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Women definitely bring out the feels.. ready or not.
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Just stopped in because this thread is one of my favorite parts of ILF, even though I don't contribute to it much. I was watching something on youtube, reading comments, and saw someone call another person a soy boy as a derogatory term. I didn't realize this was a thing in the wild.
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PeteeBee wrote:Just stopped in because this thread is one of my favorite parts of ILF, even though I don't contribute to it much. I was watching something on youtube, reading comments, and saw someone call another person a soy boy as a derogatory term. I didn't realize this was a thing in the wild.
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I’m surprised Richard the booty bot of bloated necrothreads isn’t in here telling us about the dating app it’s advertising.
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