The Confessions Thread
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The G1 (the $70 one?). I think it sounds great and I read great reviews.
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"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Yeah, that's the one I've seen for the cheapest...and cheap is the name of the game. I'm fairly certain the CDR is just all the non-dirt box/amp sim parts of the G1, in a different box.$harkToootth wrote:The G1 (the $70 one?). I think it sounds great and I read great reviews.
If I get it, I'll run it into the Randall I bought for $20, for good measure.
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$20 Randall's are almost as good as free SS Peavey's I heard..Corey Y wrote:Yeah, that's the one I've seen for the cheapest...and cheap is the name of the game. I'm fairly certain the CDR is just all the non-dirt box/amp sim parts of the G1, in a different box.$harkToootth wrote:The G1 (the $70 one?). I think it sounds great and I read great reviews.
If I get it, I'll run it into the Randall I bought for $20, for good measure.
Serious confession: I had a panel interview yesterday and I feel like I bombed it. They asked the form questions word for word off the cut sheet and then stared at the table while I answered. It was brutal. I kind of wanted to fart loudly just to see if anyone was paying attention. Oh well
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That's the worst. Whenever I have an interview like that, I know it's not gonna work.
"Describe a situation in which you and your coworkers worked together to accomplish a goal."
"Describe a situation in which you have been part of a team."
And three more variations of this.
BITCH, YOU KEEP ASKING ME THE SAME QUESTION
"Describe a situation in which you and your coworkers worked together to accomplish a goal."
"Describe a situation in which you have been part of a team."
And three more variations of this.
BITCH, YOU KEEP ASKING ME THE SAME QUESTION
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Dude literally those questions. The worst.Achtane wrote:That's the worst. Whenever I have an interview like that, I know it's not gonna work.
"Describe a situation in which you and your coworkers worked together to accomplish a goal."
"Describe a situation in which you have been part of a team."
And three more variations of this.
BITCH, YOU KEEP ASKING ME THE SAME QUESTION
"Describe a time in a work situation where you made an error and what you did to correct the error."
It's for a job with a power utility I currently work at as an Engineer, and my favorite question so far:
"Tell me what you know about electricity"
wtf... real? Worst interview ever.
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Now I gotta get one.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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I wish Michael Bay would hurry up and make Bad Boys III: Bad boys Fo' Life. I'm serious
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Also.. I just want to leave work early and go home and drink beer all day.
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Yeah...I just want to go for a walk tbh. I think I was meant to be a lab assistant or something. My interest in corporate 'marketing' is waning. My interest in living in Tri-State area is non-existent. I'm kind of ready for some professional changes. Whatever 'grit' small businesses owners have, and any sort of tenacity, or 'fight'...I just don't have it
Zero entrepreneurial spirit here!
Gear Related: I truly don't need another piece of gear let alone dirt pedal...but I find myself watching an insane amounts of oscillating fuzz demos. Like, I want to watch these too. Instead of watching a movie or TV I go right to YouTube for these
I kind of wish more fuzz pedals had an expression input though as I only really run 4 pedals in a chain. Maybe 5? I call in a 'guitar voice' Dirt > Pitch > Filter > Delay. May I throw a glitch pedal in the chain (I have three of those total). But I always am tweaking these pedals while playing. Pitch Shifters are the only pedals I haven't gone overboard with. I only have two stand alone ones.
Not Gear Related: I literally took a 16 inch dump yesterday. The day started with some wicked diarrhea so I knew I was clogged up. A whole day and over 8 (100mg) caffeine beverages later...the clogging came out. It came out shaped like a heart so I took a picture and sent it to my brother cause I love him.

Gear Related: I truly don't need another piece of gear let alone dirt pedal...but I find myself watching an insane amounts of oscillating fuzz demos. Like, I want to watch these too. Instead of watching a movie or TV I go right to YouTube for these

Not Gear Related: I literally took a 16 inch dump yesterday. The day started with some wicked diarrhea so I knew I was clogged up. A whole day and over 8 (100mg) caffeine beverages later...the clogging came out. It came out shaped like a heart so I took a picture and sent it to my brother cause I love him.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
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That's a gnarly turd, young toootth.
I've been sending Lil Pump videos to my friends to be obnoxious but now he's growing on me. Its 2017 and we have instant access to basically every piece of recorded music ever and what do I do? Get home from work and dance around my house to d rose.
D ROSE
D ROSE D ROSE
HAH
D ROSE
I've been sending Lil Pump videos to my friends to be obnoxious but now he's growing on me. Its 2017 and we have instant access to basically every piece of recorded music ever and what do I do? Get home from work and dance around my house to d rose.
D ROSE
D ROSE D ROSE
HAH
D ROSE
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Well apparently you don't love us Shark.
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I respect everyone here way too much to ever post a picture. Even though we are very different, my brother and I are only 14 months apart so 'genetically speaking' there is no one on earth as similar to me as he is (even though we have different blood types).actualidiot wrote:Well apparently you don't love us Shark.
He actually was quite upset with the picture. It truly was a disaster in the toilet yesterday.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
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The day my younger son was born, at like 5am, I pooped a single turd that was the diameter of a pencil and about 2 feet long. It coiled the edge of the bowl and slightly overlapped. I've never seen anything like it.$harkToootth wrote:Yeah...I just want to go for a walk tbh. I think I was meant to be a lab assistant or something. My interest in corporate 'marketing' is waning. My interest in living in Tri-State area is non-existent. I'm kind of ready for some professional changes. Whatever 'grit' small businesses owners have, and any sort of tenacity, or 'fight'...I just don't have itZero entrepreneurial spirit here!
Gear Related: I truly don't need another piece of gear let alone dirt pedal...but I find myself watching an insane amounts of oscillating fuzz demos. Like, I want to watch these too. Instead of watching a movie or TV I go right to YouTube for theseI kind of wish more fuzz pedals had an expression input though as I only really run 4 pedals in a chain. Maybe 5? I call in a 'guitar voice' Dirt > Pitch > Filter > Delay. May I throw a glitch pedal in the chain (I have three of those total). But I always am tweaking these pedals while playing. Pitch Shifters are the only pedals I haven't gone overboard with. I only have two stand alone ones.
Not Gear Related: I literally took a 16 inch dump yesterday. The day started with some wicked diarrhea so I knew I was clogged up. A whole day and over 8 (100mg) caffeine beverages later...the clogging came out. It came out shaped like a heart so I took a picture and sent it to my brother cause I love him.
Interpret this omen of my child's birth how you will.
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My impulse purchase of the week came in. I already broke my 'no more gear' memo. This was so cheap thought ($150 with shipping). Plus it's not a like a DELAY which I already have too goddamn many. I don't have a single sample & hold pedal.


"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please