$harkToootth wrote:People are very sad these days. I met up with an inordinate amount of old friends the past week and all of them are sad. It reminded me of that scene in THE BIG CHILL where Richard says, "Nobody said it was going to be fun. At least, nobody said it to me."
People who act sad around other people are selfish assholes.
Yeah, cliquey work shit sucks. Lots of shit sucks, but being an adult means you bury those emotions, get drunk and choose to have a good time while you still can. *places a lampshade on $hark's head and hands him a bottle of Jagermeister*
I'm sick and tired of emotionally needy sadsacks expecting me to spend my spoons to get down to their level. Either you get on the party train, or I'm cutting you off!
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
Behndy wrote:i don't like people with "talent" and "skills" that don't feel the need to cover their inadequacies under good time happy sounds.
But snipelfritz, I didn't say I was 'sad'. In fact...I'm on the party short bus. The quote I was using is actually aligns with your second and third sentence.
*keeps lampshade on head, per an unsuspected enjoyment of being a lamp. A lamp is a light. A light in the sad world of others.*
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
...omg it wont stop its still dirty, and it keeps getting dirtier.
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My first orgasm was from anal. It's pretty amazing. But I've only ever done it with one man. I'd love to try it with you though. I'm a bit nervous about to....you're big. Definitely have to start out slow.
What size are you?
it was funny at first but it wont stop!
They say butt plugs is a good way to get prepared. I actually bought a set. Lol. I have a big suitcase of sex toys.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
I really like the lamp shade. I think I want to get some brass colored clothes to match it.
You have inspired my new look...
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
snipelfritz...comesect...please help. My head has gotten too hot from being a lamp. Please pour some ice on my head.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
too hot?
man, the story boards for that film were amazing. Its a bummer i have the doc on blueray and no blueray player, really feel like going threw the special features now. got this one too, magnifico.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
Oh Jesus Christ...I'm down the Marlon Brando rabbit hole again. This is probably the 5th time in ten years. I like that man's antics better than his acting...
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
I mean...I appreciate that sentiment. His ratio of publicized 'nobel acts' to 'excessive lunacy' is quite poor though...
If this was baseball we would be on bench...
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
got this one too, magnifico.
