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No but really, did you just not have the heart to turn them down Shark?
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
actualidiot wrote:So you got raped?
Everything was consensual. I liken it to helping out a friend going through a rough patch (one knows they're in a bad place when my penis is a the subject's [a female] saving grace).Think of more like "Ugh...I guess we'll bang" or "Is this really happening"
I'm like a sexual guidance counselor (or was...)...I'll console, I'm there, something happens but at the end of the day, it's horribly ineffective.
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Exactly!! Usually it goes 1. Well that escalated quickly 2. Uh-oh 3. What the fuck just happened...actualidiot wrote:No but really, did you just not have the heart to turn them down Shark?
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I love PEEP SHOW.
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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4. Lots of flatulence
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"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
This is how I've felt about sex in general for a pretty long time. Up until the last little while, every time deterred me more and more and cost at least four relationships lol. Pro-tip: skip straight to stage 4 to eliminate preceding stages.$harkToootth wrote: "Ugh...I guess we'll bang" or "Is this really happening"
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What's everyones first date movie? My go to is FUNKY FOREST: THE FIRST CONTACT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ytng2tVcVPY
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ytng2tVcVPY[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ytng2tVcVPY[/youtube]
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Thanks for the transparency. Most of my posts are a tad 'in jest' but there is a lot of truth to these (especially this thread). We're 100% on the same page in this particular case.Olin wrote:This is how I've felt about sex in general for a pretty long time. Up until the last little while, every time deterred me more and more and cost at least four relationships lol. Pro-tip: skip straight to stage 4 to eliminate preceding stages.$harkToootth wrote: "Ugh...I guess we'll bang" or "Is this really happening"
Whenever Actual writes about his relationships I usually have a large smile and say aloud "ME TOO!"
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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I don't really do dates like that, but I think I'd show her Audition$harkToootth wrote:What's everyones first date movie? My go to is FUNKY FOREST: THE FIRST CONTACT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ytng2tVcVPY
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ytng2tVcVPY[/youtube]
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$harkToootth wrote:Thanks for the transparency. Most of my posts are a tad 'in jest' but there is a lot of truth to these (especially this thread). We're 100% on the same page in this particular case.Olin wrote:This is how I've felt about sex in general for a pretty long time. Up until the last little while, every time deterred me more and more and cost at least four relationships lol. Pro-tip: skip straight to stage 4 to eliminate preceding stages.$harkToootth wrote: "Ugh...I guess we'll bang" or "Is this really happening"
Whenever Actual writes about his relationships I usually have a large smile and say aloud "ME TOO!"
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I go back and forth pretty rapidly between wanting to have someone play with my hair and show me their boobs, and wanting to abandon all hope and play video games forever.
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The struggle is very real. But the boobs usually win.
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D.o.S. wrote:I'm pretty sure moderation leads to Mustang Sally.
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Yeah, but have you played that new Zelda? Holy shit.
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
actualidiot wrote:
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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I haven't gotten a Switch yet... been sorta holding off since I have a rad new girlfriend. I understand the riskneonblack wrote:Yeah, but have you played that new Zelda? Holy shit.
neonblack wrote:They say tone is in the hooks
D.o.S. wrote:I'm pretty sure moderation leads to Mustang Sally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JphJfwsUbT4coldbrightsunlight wrote:Yes I am a soppy pop person at heart I think with noises round the edge
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Side note: let's just start a band called Boobs in Hyrule.
neonblack wrote:They say tone is in the hooks
D.o.S. wrote:I'm pretty sure moderation leads to Mustang Sally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JphJfwsUbT4coldbrightsunlight wrote:Yes I am a soppy pop person at heart I think with noises round the edge