Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

[Achtane]

Ditch the waitress and use the valuable knowledge you've gained from this to succeed in the future.

[popvulture]

Inappropriate etymological dump: histrionics, hysteria and hysterectomy are deeply sexed terms that come from a belief in Medieval humors--people thought that women were crazy because their wombs went rogue and ran willy-nilly all through their bodies causing havoc.

Reminds me of the Puritan belief that toddlers during their terrible twos were literally wrestling with the devil.

[Chankgeez]

Reminds me of the Puritan belief that toddlers during their terrible twos were literally wrestling with the devil.

That's not true?

[Invisible Man]

Inappropriate etymological dump: histrionics, hysteria and hysterectomy are deeply sexed terms that come from a belief in Medieval humors--people thought that women were crazy because their wombs went rogue and ran willy-nilly all through their bodies causing havoc.

Reminds me of the Puritan belief that toddlers during their terrible twos were literally wrestling with the devil.

Can confirm.

Also: another post I have no memory of...timestamped 2:16am. Philological sleeposting? I may have a problem here.

[ritz]

Somnambulant shitposting ?

[JonnyAngle]

Tits arent worth the headache.

Inappropriate etymological dump: histrionics, hysteria and hysterectomy are deeply sexed terms that come from a belief in Medieval humors--people thought that women were crazy because their wombs went rogue and ran willy-nilly all through their bodies causing havoc.

Now back to your regularly-scheduled penisgramming.

Same with getting an angina

[neonblack]

Somewhere there's an alternate timeline ILF where I just changed the thread name to "My dick is off hiatus."

This is not that timeline.
This is the timeline where the thing I was stressing about so much happened. A self fulfilling prophecy.

My dick is still on hiatus.

[comesect2.0]

if your a man youd do her, then tell her to leave........you can always say your moms coming over to stay.

[Invisible Man]

if your a man youd do her, then tell her to leave........you can always say your moms coming over to stay.

AAAAAAND WE'RE BACK

Somewhere there's an alternate timeline ILF where I just changed the thread name to "My dick is off hiatus."

[neonblack]

[Strange Tales]

[Chankgeez]

[$harkToootth]

If I was in Neon's situation I would 1. Probably invite person back to my place 2. Nothing would happen 3. I would then get kicked out of my own house by said person

Gee whiz!

[neonblack]

Steps one and two happened, but with a step in between where it seemed like something was going to happen, and then replace the final step with Everyone Leaves Disappointed.

[popvulture]

Exploitus Interruptus.