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- IAMILFFAMOUS
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Is this where I'm supposed to tell my gross, craigslist casual encounters stories?
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
I need these stories...
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
- codetocontra
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Not sure if that is something a dentist or a gyno would recommend. "If your pussy is wrecked then try InvisiClit to help straighten that shit out."actualidiot wrote:InvisiClit
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
I'd go with invisitoris
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- Iommic Pope
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Basically you dont need genitals at all. Particularly not if nervous stimulation to provide the reward and emotional bonding sex elicits to promote reproduction is hardwired through the neurological hair/brain tentacle conduit.Achtane wrote:If they fuck via their hair or whatever, what purpose does the double clit serve? Is it vestigial?
Just a cloaca.
WWPD?
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Invisible Man wrote: I'm probably the most humble person I know. I feel good about smelling my own butthole.
Jesus Was a Robot wrote:Did you just assume Billy Corgan's dildo preference??
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
I had a 94 Ford Invisitoris. We rode it pretty hard.
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Cliterati.Invisible Man wrote:Infiniclit
Clitfinity
My Infiniclit is on Hiatus
WWPD?
fcknoise wrote:You are all fucking tryhard effort posting nerds
Invisible Man wrote: I'm probably the most humble person I know. I feel good about smelling my own butthole.
Jesus Was a Robot wrote:Did you just assume Billy Corgan's dildo preference??
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Re: Is it vestigial?
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
https://soundcloud.com/invisible-man-music
https://bradromans.bandcamp.com/album/figures
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Re: Is it vestigial?
Everything about that is classy.Invisible Man wrote:http://www.cliterature.org
WWPD?
fcknoise wrote:You are all fucking tryhard effort posting nerds
Invisible Man wrote: I'm probably the most humble person I know. I feel good about smelling my own butthole.
Jesus Was a Robot wrote:Did you just assume Billy Corgan's dildo preference??
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Re: Is it vestigial?
Please post craigslist casual encounters stories...I am a sucker for sordid tales from the age of apps/internet...
Marquis De Sade has nothing on strangers from the internet...
Marquis De Sade has nothing on strangers from the internet...
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
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Re: Is it vestigial?
Well it's a .org, so.Iommic Pope wrote:Everything about that is classy.Invisible Man wrote:http://www.cliterature.org
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
https://soundcloud.com/invisible-man-music
https://bradromans.bandcamp.com/album/figures
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Re: Is it vestigial?
Also if they fuck with their hair then there's a lot of bestiality in that movie...
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Re: Is it vestigial?
cherler wrote:Also if they fuck with their hair then there's a lot of bestiality in that movie...

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