Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

[comesect2.0]

had to get on the laptop to finish an email, just got back from the atm, eatin water melon enjoying the nice moon tonight...got multiple windows open yo....plus all the women out are at whataburger and i dont like mustard breath....i still dont see how this is so hurting oscillators brain....so had to add the kelly bundy remark...i mean this is just making me think a good handfull if not all "musicians" are just impotent little babys...kinda why I left recording arts college...

[actual]

We are amazed, but not amused. It's not too cool to be ridiculed, but you brought this upon yourself.

[comesect2.0]

who did i ridicule!? women?! pfffffft. im gonna go out right now and the first woman i see il repent by telling them how amazing the female species is and how I hope hillary is the next president

[actual]

But we are sick and tired of hearing your song, telling how you are gonna change right from wrong.

[comesect2.0]

you just make that up?

[actual]

Doo doo wop

[comesect2.0]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbxxkwBQk_o[/youtube]
okay I promise I wont respond anymore on this thread!

[D.o.S.]

Yeah. I stand by my words, creepy as fuck. I could add several adjectives to that one, and they're not as nice.

just HERE in my area, i dont see a woman being harassed that is not asking for it, by the way she behaves or chooses to present her body with choice clothing

Are you serious ?
Where do you come from, the 19th century ?

I really don't get how almost everyone has no issue with someone behaving like this.

(Edited my post to remove extra quotes as I used the proper quote tag)

I will refer you to page 15.

[popvulture]

I really don't get how almost everyone has no issue with someone behaving like this.

We were not ok with it. I just wanted to make sure that we weren't jumping to conclusions.

He then came back with more fucked up, sexist shit and made it perfectly clear. So that's that.

[Achtane]

on a more serious note anyone ever owned a fleshlight? or thinking about it?

I have a story from today, actually.

This morning, my gf threw a bubble mailer onto the bed with "I got you a present!"
I opened it and another mailer fell out, this one labeled "merma...asturbator".
The object inside was kinda heavy. I looked at her. Then, i gathered my courage, ripped it open and came face to face with this horror.

NSFW: show

https://www.amazon.com/SHEQU-Masturbator-Mermaid-Pocket-Masturbation/dp/B01HBA5GM8

We both cracked the fuck up. This is a thing. Someone designed this. A factory somewhere in China is just chock full of these. Wow.

So later in the afternoon, we did a thing. A good time is had by all. We're laying there, and she suddenly gets up and goes to the drawer. And pulls out...the fish.
A mixture of fear and morbid curiosity coursed through me. I was not prepared, but then, who would be?

Next thing I knew, I was balls deep in a rubber fish. Paralyzed. I didn't know what to do. There was a peculiar and overwhelming sense of shame to this act, like a full-body version of when you're jerking it and get some jizz on your hand. And yet, a streak of novelty as well. I was laying there while she fucked me with this...this hellspawn oceanic. Wait, am I being raped?! This is weird!

I thought that it would be amusing to mount it on the wall like those stupid singing bass.
Then, I made up my mind. I steeled my will.
I've done a lot of depraved shit. And now I'm gonna come in a fish.
It took a lot to avoid laughing or crying, and it was hard to finish. All I could think about was what if I die like this?
But we prevailed.
She is a very special girl.

[comesect2.0]

& anyways on women being objects or some crap i dont see it...to me the female is stronger than a male and holds a heavy might of spirit...i only see the weak the confused or the strong. everyones so goddamned moody

okay little babe's i'l just never return to ilf....you requested my ranting and you dont get it so you cry....starting now..peace!

[Eivind August]

so if a woman has ripped up yoga pants with holes all over...way too much make up....bleached hair, high heels and looks way more flamboyant than kelly bundy its my fault some soul brothers gonna shout "hey baby wanna be my B**ch"....edited for the ones not old enough to watch R movies or whatever.

It's not your fault personally that other men might do this, but it sure as fuck isn't her fault in any way if that's what you're implying.

[MEC]

so if a woman has ripped up yoga pants with holes all over...way too much make up....bleached hair, high heels and looks way more flamboyant than kelly bundy its my fault some soul brothers gonna shout "hey baby wanna be my B**ch"....edited for the ones not old enough to watch R movies or whatever.

It's not your fault personally that other men might do this, but it sure as fuck isn't her fault in any way if that's what you're implying.

This.

Also, no need to project your fuck train of consciousness onto the "soul brothers".
Also, also, it might be time to stop trying to live up to the absurdity of the caricature you've created.

1) This is pretty much exactly how I imagine comesect spending the day
2) Please don't homeschool your children

[JonnyAngle]

"Asking for it" is not the same as wanting to be looked at

[BitchPudding]

Man, this thread got weird. Sexist shit and bass fucking all within 5 comments of eachother.

ILF y'all.