Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

[Achtane]

One time I put on like 5 cock rings. I don't know why. My dick looked like the Michelin man. Don't do this.
I also strapped a couple of those lights that go on your fingers around it and burst shouting into the room, centering the beam on her.
And quoted Yoda/made lightsaber sounds when using a green glow-in-the-dark condom once.

[popvulture]

And quoted Yoda/made lightsaber sounds when using a green glow-in-the-dark condom once.

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[comesect2.0]

I've noticed every spring there's a window of a month or two where I see a woman walking and somthing inside me wants to mate with her right then and there.....if it doesn't work out...I go back to my cave with what feels like a surge of energy flowing threw me giving me strength, though the strength feels like me skin is bubbling and glowing and sweat drips from my pits while sitting in meditation.

[BitchPudding]

I feel like I should contribute to this thread.

Um.

I do the sex.

Thats all.

[comesect2.0]

That's easy...wooing a woman to understand your every need and keep her satisfied under your spell is another...as long as your getting sum......high five brother. Fuck yeah.^

[popvulture]

Comesect with the continually bizarre commentary, haha...

[Strange Tales]

I feel like I should contribute to this thread.

Um.

I do the sex.

Thats all.

[$harkToootth]

I feel like I should contribute to this thread.

Um.

I do the sex.

Thats all.

[Iommic Pope]

That's easy...wooing a woman to understand your every need and keep her satisfied under your spell is another...as long as your getting sum......high five brother. Fuck yeah.^

He's in a long term relationship so, I'd say his spell book was a well cited and peer-reviewed publication of a reputable standard.

[BitchPudding]

Well she said yes to getting married so I might be doung something right.

[Iommic Pope]

Well she said yes to getting married so I might be doung something right.

Oh shit man, when did you guys get married?!
Sorry mate, I missed that precious nugget of information.

[JonnyAngle]

My buddies and I used to try to one up each other with how awful we could be. Only in private of course. One time he said a girl was "hurtin for a squirtin"
I replied "Jonesin for a bonesin"
Another buddy said "Niccin' for a Dickin"

I think mine was the best.

Wishin for a squishin

[Invisible Man]

Prayin' for a splayin'
Hopin' for a gropin'
Trustin' for a bustin'
Surmisin' an arisin'
Populatin' for some copulatin'
Panglossian for some saucin'
Optomistin' for a fistin'
Expectin' an erectin'
Boundin' for a poundin'
Truckin' for a fuckin'

Whoops a baby's crying brb

[Invisible Man]

Longing for a donging
Calculating a masturbating
Insisting on getting pissed on
Anticipating a gyrating
Counting on a mounting
Envisaging a jizzing

[Iommic Pope]

Has anyone dropped "hangin' for a bangin'"?