ILF Dicktionary (of dick jokes)

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Youtube: The S is silent.
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spacelordmother wrote:Youtube: The S is silent.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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spacelordmother wrote:Youtube: The S is silent.
haha dude... thank you.

I guess ILF doesn't give a boner about being secure x]
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What in the dick snot hoe hound red spotted dick burn is this thread doin in the gear section!!!
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lordgalvar wrote:Carrier noun
  • 1. Oscillator used with a modulator in ring modulation
    2. Postal Worker
    3. LG's internal monologue generally derived from a ring modulator
    • first used by D.o.S. in a thread about the USPS 2017
Carrier also refers to one breast and its...uh...frequency during coitus. The other breast being the modulator.
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spacelordmother wrote:Youtube: The S is silent.
:lol: Too true :lol:
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Invisible Man wrote:
lordgalvar wrote:Carrier noun
  • 1. Oscillator used with a modulator in ring modulation
    2. Postal Worker
    3. LG's internal monologue generally derived from a ring modulator
    • first used by D.o.S. in a thread about the USPS 2017
Carrier also refers to one breast and its...uh...frequency during coitus. The other breast being the modulator.
I always thought that was heterodyne?
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lordgalvar wrote:
Invisible Man wrote:
lordgalvar wrote:Carrier noun
  • 1. Oscillator used with a modulator in ring modulation
    2. Postal Worker
    3. LG's internal monologue generally derived from a ring modulator
    • first used by D.o.S. in a thread about the USPS 2017
Carrier also refers to one breast and its...uh...frequency during coitus. The other breast being the modulator.
I always thought that was heterodyne?
Hey they don't like it when you call them that
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comesect2.0 wrote:What in the dick snot hoe hound red spotted dick burn is this thread doin in the gear section!!!
"Gear" is another word for genitals.
This is about genitals in general.
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx-tMIRFOJ4[/youtube]
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this thread is [FFOM]
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comesect2.0 wrote:[youtube][/youtube]
ffs :lol:
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1) This is pretty much exactly how I imagine comesect spending the day
2) Please don't homeschool your children :lol:
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Invisible Man wrote:1) This is pretty much exactly how I imagine comesect spending the day
2) Please don't homeschool your children :lol:
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