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Goddamn millenials want everything handed to them.
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Swagger Jacker noun
  • 1. One who copies the graphics style of prominent pedal or amplification companies (read: Science Amps v. Nic Belor, Midnight Amplficiation)
Since I always forget:
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How about you go out and work for one of these Image and then you get an inside joke dictionary. It's not my fault you don't know how to find a photo of Spaceritual's right ball on command.
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I just realized I've made it to IAMILF. :joy:
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Inconuucl wrote:You can't kill Strymon, it'll just resurrect 3 days later.
BitchPudding wrote:Despite all my rage, I am still just eating tacos in a cage.
Inconuucl wrote:Welcome to ilf, we have three jokes and twelve posters. <3
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good deals are here.
flesh couch is here.
UglyCasanova wrote: It's not the expensive programs you use, it's the way you click and drag.
Achtane wrote:
comesect2.0 wrote:Michael Jackson king tut little Richard in your butt.
IT'S THE ENNNND OF THE WORRRLD AS WE KNOW IT
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What I got when I looked up accolade:
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Since I always forget:
Inconuucl wrote:You can't kill Strymon, it'll just resurrect 3 days later.
BitchPudding wrote:Despite all my rage, I am still just eating tacos in a cage.
Inconuucl wrote:Welcome to ilf, we have three jokes and twelve posters. <3
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D.o.S. wrote:Goddamn millenials want everything handed to them.
Doesn't misspelling "millennial" tend to indicate one is typing text into a phone,
and therefore more likely to actually be a millennial?

The idea that the "inside" of an "inside joke" on the internet would be exploded and
"disrupted" by such an antiquated idea as a dictionary-like publication also seems strange.

But I agree. Anyone who posts enough to acquire a Image should
get a twenty volume, leather-bound ILF Dicktionary sent to them by post.
With a squeezy stress ball replica of Spaceritual's right testicle.
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Why #showusyourjunk when you can #showusyourchank?

I've heard that some Dick Hymens are purple.
I posted this in the Dick Hiatus thread, but apparently we don't have any Puerto Ricans here:

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Chankgeez wrote:
(Also, "Dick Hiatus" is totally gonna be my porn star name.)
Tapping ass in Morse code since the days before porn went digital.
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We have killed the frog.
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UglyCasanova wrote: It's not the expensive programs you use, it's the way you click and drag.
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D.o.S. wrote:We have killed the frog.
By placing it in a vagina and slowly raising the temperature of the vagina until the frog boils to death?
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I don't bring your fetishes out in public please extend the same courtesy.
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So that means you aren't interested in "draining the swamp" later on?
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flesh couch is here.
UglyCasanova wrote: It's not the expensive programs you use, it's the way you click and drag.
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Disturbing to see the severed testicles of Kermit the frog mixed up with those of Robin the Frog.
You are into some seriously disturbing Muppet snuff.

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