ILF Dicktionary (of dick jokes)

[Seance]

After reading through the entire Boss vs Boutique thread just to get the gist of what "soy boy"
slang refers to, I feel like there should be one central compendium of ILF inside jokes and definitions
for easy access of all F'ing ILFers. I know there is the search function. But most we all turn into
dick-joke scholars poring over the archives before we can join in on the conversation?

Let's sort the slang, and please supply links to first usage and be sure to include attribution.

Soy boy — one whose snowflake can be milked to create lactose-like soy products.
See: viewtopic.php?f=149&t=55676&start=330&hilit=soy+boy
viewtopic.php?f=149&t=55999&p=1195304&h ... y#p1195304

Off topic... if we are all "soy boys", then surely that means that there is some self-appointed "soy boss"
somewhere pressing the soy and extracting the milk.

[tremolo3]

lol, great idea

"fuck you DOS" is my favorite, I have no idea what it means and I love DOS tho.

[lordgalvar]

Carrier noun

• 1. Oscillator used with a modulator in ring modulation
  2. Postal Worker
  3. LG's internal monologue generally derived from a ring modulator
  • first used by D.o.S. in a thread about the USPS 2017

[DRodriguez]

Shouldn't this be the ILF Dicktionary?

[Chankgeez]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSgl1_FDmV- ... rdev&hl=en

[Strange Tales]

lol, great idea

"fuck you DOS" is my favorite, I have no idea what it means and I love DOS tho.

I believe it's French for "Fuck You, D.o.S."

[Seance]

Shouldn't this be the ILF Dicktionary?

Yes.

[Seance]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSgl1_FDmV-/?taken-by=earthquakerdev&hl=en

Why #showusyourjunk when you can #showusyourchank?

I've heard that some Dick Hymens are purple.

[fcknoise]

whats the best dicktionary for doom

also, isn't this making it a bit too easy for the newvies

[multi_s]

personally i think it would be more useful to just start a thread of pedals you can buy for 22 dollars.

[fcknoise]

personally i think it would be more useful to just start a thread of pedals you can buy for 22 dollars.

[DRodriguez]

DOD skin agitator overstock clearance

[hotknife]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55XtHV_vwcY[/youtube]

[jrfox92]

DOD skin agitator overstock clearance

But "bro, it's been backordered and discontinued."

[Seance]

whats the best dicktionary for doom

also, isn't this making it a bit too easy for the newvies

Define "easy". Like Sunday morning? Or like pedal-slut "easy"?

pedal slut—one who calls dibs on any and all pedals in threads about wait lists or threads about items for sale/trade and yet immediately pedal-flips upon consummation.

B/S/T—contrary to popular opinion, this initialism doesn't stand for "Buy/Sell/Trade" but for "Bondage/Sadism/Trolling", a thread which is the natural habitat of the pedal slut (see above).

Also... excessive "boner talk" might soon turn this thread from a Dicktionary
into a raging, full-on Frictionary (a collection of inside jokes that starts out
small but grows in tandem with interest and post count until complete
engorgement of all ILF "members" is achieved).